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Posted on 8/19/15 at 12:04 pm to fatfannie
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"Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shite- load of dimes."
One of the main reasons the film works is because Slim Pickens is completely into it. Harvey was great, but he was smirking all the way through it. Little and Wilder were great, but they were delivering setups and jokes.
But, this film works because Slim Pickens played it straight, IMHO (ETA: And Khan's brilliant performance - she's the greatest comedic actress the U.S. has ever produced, again, IMHO.)
This post was edited on 8/19/15 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 8/19/15 at 12:12 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
One of the main reasons the film works is because Slim Pickens is completely into it. Harvey was great, but he was smirking all the way through it. Little and Wilder were great, but they were delivering setups and jokes.
But, this film works because Slim Pickens played it straight, IMHO (ETA: And Khan's brilliant performance - she's the greatest comedic actress the U.S. has ever produced, again, IMHO.)
awe dammit, should've left it on the OT and we wouldn't get lame posts like this
Posted on 8/19/15 at 12:44 pm to Grim
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, arse-kickers, shite-kickers, and Methodists!
Posted on 8/19/15 at 12:45 pm to Ace Midnight
Madeline Kahn was a very, very funny woman, for sure.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 1:31 pm to fatfannie
the entire movie from start to finish is quotable.
i probably know almost every line in the movie word for word.
i enjoy just reading this thread over in all of their voices.
then later on..
a man who drink like that and don't eat, he is going to die..
(response) When?
i probably know almost every line in the movie word for word.
i enjoy just reading this thread over in all of their voices.
quote:
can't you see that man is a ni... ha wrong person, forgive me, no offense intended
quote:
good morning mam, and isn't it a lovely morning..?
quote:
(response) up yours n*
then later on..
quote:
sorry about the up yours n*
a man who drink like that and don't eat, he is going to die..
(response) When?
Posted on 8/19/15 at 1:41 pm to Breesus
quote:
I was born here, an I was raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Now who can argue with that??? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 2:33 pm to EastBankTiger
quote:
Mongo played in the NFL
I think most people knew that Alex Karras was a former NFL player. He was an All Pro.
He also later became the dad on "Webster"
Posted on 8/19/15 at 2:44 pm to fatfannie
I'm paying you boys to build a railroad not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****.
Candy-gram for Mongo
Mongo like candy.
Excuse me sir, but to reveal a family secret - my grandmother was Dutch.
Hold it, hold it! What the Hell is that shite?
I meant a song, a real song. Something like Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.
Swing low?
Sweet chariot?
Don't know that one huh?
Well, how 'bout the Camp town ladies?
The first 45 minutes of that movie are classic.
Candy-gram for Mongo
Mongo like candy.
Excuse me sir, but to reveal a family secret - my grandmother was Dutch.
Hold it, hold it! What the Hell is that shite?
I meant a song, a real song. Something like Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.
Swing low?
Sweet chariot?
Don't know that one huh?
Well, how 'bout the Camp town ladies?
The first 45 minutes of that movie are classic.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 3:18 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
These people are darker than we are. Wooof!
At least you didn't use quotation marks.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 3:23 pm to Galactic Inquisitor
dom deluise's scene kills me
the cadence and the mannerisms on the "watch me fgts" line are great
the cadence and the mannerisms on the "watch me fgts" line are great
Posted on 8/19/15 at 4:00 pm to fatfannie
This is one of those movies where even reading the quotes makes me laugh out loud.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 4:27 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
Wrong board jackass
Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the beer pong table.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 8:49 pm to PsychTiger
Baby, Please! I'm not from Havana.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:23 am to dpd901
Not a quote but when the sheriff is talking to Gene Wilder about being a drunk & asks him to raise his right hand up. Wilder does & it does not move. Sheriff, see, you are ok. Wilder, raising his left hand, shaking like a leaf: yea, but I'm left handed. And when Mango slugged that horse..priceless
Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:25 am to Keltic Tiger
yeah the sheriff goes, "steady as a rock"
and wilder goes.. "yeah, but i shoot with this hand"
haha i like when the town is getting ransacked and one of the locals goes, "well that's the end of this suit" while being drug across the dirt/mud
and wilder goes.. "yeah, but i shoot with this hand"
haha i like when the town is getting ransacked and one of the locals goes, "well that's the end of this suit" while being drug across the dirt/mud
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:15 pm to SouljaBreauxTellEm
Governor: Two hundred thousand acres!? Two hundred thousand acres!? What'll it cost, man, what'll it cost!?
Lamarr: A box of these. [Sets out a box of paddle balls]
Governor: Are you crazy!? They'll never go for it! Then again, they just might. Those red devils... They love toys! [Tries to play paddle ball and fails] These toys are defective.
Lamarr: Quite right, sir. [Playing with the paddle ball without issue]
Lamarr: A box of these. [Sets out a box of paddle balls]
Governor: Are you crazy!? They'll never go for it! Then again, they just might. Those red devils... They love toys! [Tries to play paddle ball and fails] These toys are defective.
Lamarr: Quite right, sir. [Playing with the paddle ball without issue]
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:50 pm to fatfannie
Authentic frontier gibberish
Posted on 8/20/15 at 5:47 pm to Tigris
"Those schnitzengruben's can wear you out."
Posted on 8/20/15 at 5:48 pm to Mizz-SEC
"You are making a German spectacle of yourself... Alveterzane, baby."
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