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Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:18 pm to Choupique19
Can't forget Randy Quaid's role...he was great...
Get the bulldozers in here and turn this place into a parking lot
Get the bulldozers in here and turn this place into a parking lot
Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:28 pm to Gamecox20
Back the truck up, back it up!!
Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:34 pm to Choupique19
Well it looks like they're gonna walk Beck to get to Parkman. Obviously Jake Taylor's thinkin.....
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S THINKING!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S THINKING!
Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:47 pm to AUjim
"Forget the curveball Ricky, Give 'em the heater!"
Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:55 pm to MasterBetty
I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 2:02 pm to Gamecox20
Heywood: [afterHayes reached on a bloop infield single] You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My arse.
Harry: [Hayes takes his lead off first base] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.
Heywood: You're gonna look real sharp, tryin' to steal second with your shoe untied.
Harry: [Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.
Jake: Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now, that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your frickin throat!
Willie: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick: California Penal...
Willie: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick: Stole a car.
Ball four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close??
Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!
This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.
[to Rexman] Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You should be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.
Willie: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My arse.
Harry: [Hayes takes his lead off first base] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.
Heywood: You're gonna look real sharp, tryin' to steal second with your shoe untied.
Harry: [Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.
Jake: Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now, that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your frickin throat!
Willie: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick: California Penal...
Willie: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick: Stole a car.
Ball four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close??
Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!
This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.
[to Rexman] Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You should be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 2:12 pm to Choupique19
quote:
The trajectory of the ball was way too high
Who gives a shite? It's gone.
I'm hungover, my knees are killing me... if you were gonna pull this shite, the least you could do is say you're with the Yankees.
Jobu needs a refill.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 2:17 pm to Baloo
And for the Indians, no runs on one hit.. That's all we got?!? One goddamned hit?!?
You can't say Goddamn on the air.
Well, nobody's listening anyway.
You can't say Goddamn on the air.
Well, nobody's listening anyway.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 3:02 pm to Gamecox20
I wish we had him 2 years ago.
We did.
3 years ago then.
We did.
3 years ago then.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 3:22 pm to Gamecox20
Not a quote but I love when they pinch hit Dorn to get hit, gave him someone else's bat, he gets hit in the back, then they pinch run for him against his will 
Dorn hit by pitch
Dorn hit by pitch
Posted on 5/27/15 at 3:47 pm to Downtown Devin Brown
the Post Game show is brought to you by....
Christ I can't find it, TO HELL WITH IT!
Christ I can't find it, TO HELL WITH IT!
Posted on 5/27/15 at 3:52 pm to Downtown Devin Brown
"This man is dead!"
Phelps: "Cross him off then."
Vaughn: "You put snot on the ball?"
Phelps: "Cross him off then."
Vaughn: "You put snot on the ball?"
Posted on 5/27/15 at 4:00 pm to jembeurt
Posted on 5/27/15 at 4:02 pm to jembeurt
Harry- "The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And, any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign."
"That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his out-of-stater, or it could have been the Hibernator--that baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it might be see-ya-later. He's probably gonna become a spectator."
"That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his out-of-stater, or it could have been the Hibernator--that baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it might be see-ya-later. He's probably gonna become a spectator."
Posted on 5/27/15 at 4:05 pm to jembeurt
Too many amazing quotes.
Tanaka: You have no (flips through translation book)...MARBLES!!!
Pedro: Marbles?
Tanaka: (gesturing holding a sack)
Pedro: (Gets pissed)
Vaughn thinks he gets cut, goes off on Harry then tackles Dorn:
Dorn: What's wrong rookie frickwad, can't take a little joke!?
Vaughn: Real fricking funny, a-hole!!
Tanaka: You have no (flips through translation book)...MARBLES!!!
Pedro: Marbles?
Tanaka: (gesturing holding a sack)
Pedro: (Gets pissed)
Vaughn thinks he gets cut, goes off on Harry then tackles Dorn:
Dorn: What's wrong rookie frickwad, can't take a little joke!?
Vaughn: Real fricking funny, a-hole!!
Posted on 5/27/15 at 5:34 pm to LSUButt
The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 5:44 pm to RB10
Dorn: "What did you expect me to do? Dive for it?"
Posted on 5/27/15 at 5:45 pm to Gamecox20
juuuuuust a bit outside
Posted on 5/27/15 at 5:50 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
Lou Brown: We won a game yesterday, if we win one today that's two in a row. If we win one tomorrow that's called a winning streak. It has happened before. SO LET'S SEE SOME HUSSLE, LET'S JACK IT UP A LITTLE! I got a feeling things are about to turn around for us
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 5:52 pm
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