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re: Best Quotes from Major League movies

Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:09 am to
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:09 am to
frick you Jobu, I do it myself.
Posted by The Dude Abides
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2226 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 6:09 am to
Is this the proper place to discuss how shitty of a Willie Mays Hays Omar Epps was?

On Topic:

Hey Taylor, They ain't released you yet?
Yeah, we got uniforms and everything!
Ut oh Rexy, i don't think this one's got the distance!
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 6:24 am to
"Heeeeey Black Hammer, heard your movie bombed."

Black Hammer, White Lightning


Posted by lsumatt
Austin
Member since Feb 2005
12812 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:49 am to
Best dubbing in movie history, Dorn to Vaugn on the mound,

"I've only got one thing to say to you....strike- this- GUY- out"
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29367 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:16 am to
"In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a game or two and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."

Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29367 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Jake: There are a lot of parks that wouldn't have gone out.

Vaughn: Name one

Jake: Yellowstone


quote:

Hayes: That ball wouldn't have been out in every park.
Vaughn: Oh yeah? Name one?
Hayes:Yellowstone?


Ya'll are both wrong. The girlfriend (Mickey?) says this to Rick at dinner in ML2.

Fun Fact: Ricks hot publicist in ML2 is Elsa Schneider from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:34 am to
"i feel like a banker" is up there. but so far as one that hasn't been mentioned i think....



Dorn: "Even me??"
Skip: "Even you Dorn."
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:35 am to
Anything from Randy Quaid's character
Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:53 am to
[The Indians are on a plane during a thunderstorm]
Willie Mays Hayes: Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags.
Rick Vaughn: There aren't any stewardesses.
Willie Mays Hayes: I wonder if they are any pilots.
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 9:55 am
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:50 am to
quote:

"Juuuust a bit outside."



this.... drop the mic juust a bit outside
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 10:52 am
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 11:44 am to
quote:

too high
Posted by Gamecox20
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2011
2046 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:01 pm to
"Don't stand on the tracks when the trains coming through."- Jack Parkman
Posted by Gamecox20
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2011
2046 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

There was an ML3?


Sadly.



Somehow all of the best Indians got sent down the minors at one time.

Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3662 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:11 pm to
Yep. The guy from NCIS taught Boyd Crowder how to hit.

Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 1:31 pm to
Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?

Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...

Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.

Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 5:17 pm to
quote:


Best Quotes from Major League movies

quote:
There was an ML3?



Sadly.



Somehow all of the best Indians got sent down the minors at one time.




Oh, right. I remember that now. Back to the Minors with Scott Bakula.


That...that should never have happened.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7852 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 5:41 pm to
Kinda right kinda wrong. It was in the trailer for Major League but the line was cut from the movie and put in ML2.


Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:28 am to
Stay away from her...

"Suck my dick"
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43834 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 7:27 am to
Jake Taylor: Rube, what's going through your head just before you throw the ball back to the pitcher?
Rube Baker: I'm thinking, "Damn, I don't want to screw this up."
Jake Taylor: Well, what are you thinking when you throw a strike to nail the runner down at second base?
Rube Baker: Well, I, I'm not thinking nothing. I just throw it.
Jake Taylor: You see what I'm getting at?
Rube Baker: You want the pitcher to pitch from second base?


Harry Doyle: [about Willie Mays Hayes] Went to see his movie but it was only out for two and a half hours. I was told, however, that it was in focus.




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