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re: 'A Minecraft Movie' opens with $301 million worldwide. Now at $560 mil

Posted on 4/7/25 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13808 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 9:07 pm to
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adult happy meals

Umm...what?
Posted by Dr Jan itor
Member since Apr 2025
160 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 9:08 pm to
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I don’t think there was a world where it wouldn’t have. Minecraft is far more popular than Snow White in 2025.



Snow White was a billion dollar movie with the right director, actors and not being woke but you stupid fricks will never admit that and will continue to ruin hollywood/movies/tv shows with your stupidity. You guys are doing it on purpose at this point.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91746 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 9:12 pm to
Yep. I think they come with a big Mac or something and a collectible adult toy (not the fun kind)
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43096 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 9:13 pm to
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Reason 1000 why these people will never admit they are wrong. Nothing will ever change.


I honestly have no idea which people you're referring.

Hollywood or the mythical people who said Snow White would contend with a Minecraft movie.

One was needlessly a colossal failure. The other was a success, despite it being a trash movie.
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 5:01 am
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 7:09 am to
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The kids are going crazy for it. Apparently its almost like a Rocky Horror Picture Show experience for them


I took 2 of our kids and their friends to it opening night, but didn’t watch it myself. They said it’s the best gaming movie, ever.

At the beach this week, it was pouring rain and the kids wanted to see it. I took the whole gang and watched it with them this time. It was funny, it had all the gags and tributes kids wanted, and enough that they’ll want to watch over and over to catch.

The theater was packed Monday morning, and the kids cheered and reacted to the screen. On the way out, kids were streaming in, wearing their licensed Minecraft gear. I think it was on at least 4 screens at this theater.

This movie is going to blow past a billion. Not all movies are great cinema…they just have to deliver what the target audience is expecting, and this movie does.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 7:22 am to
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adult happy meals with collectible Minecraft stuff for adults in their meals lol


My generation is full of adult infants, I swear.
Posted by Dr Jan itor
Member since Apr 2025
160 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:07 am to
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SouthEasternKaiju



Minecraft success.
Snow white and the trans posters Corinthians and Dawgfan = failure

If the normal people in society who created and directed minecraft would have directed and cast snow white it would have made a billion dollars at the end of the day.

Unfortunately Corinthians and Dawgfan tranny figs were in charge and put out a woke piece of shite cinema and cast a snow brown and deserved what they got.
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 8:12 am
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
49935 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:35 am to
They started the adult happy meals last year I believe. I first noticed it around halloween when they had branded retro toys. Nostalgia is a powerful drug
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71078 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:43 am to
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They started the adult happy meals last year I believe. I first noticed it around halloween when they had branded retro toys. Nostalgia is a powerful drug



That’s as bad as the 30+ year old guys alone in the funko store next to my son’s jujitsu gym.
Posted by Dr Jan itor
Member since Apr 2025
160 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:47 am to
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That’s as bad as the 30+ year old guys alone in the funko store next to my son’s jujitsu gym.


dawgfan
Corinthians
TT9
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27199 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:08 am to
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Snow White was a billion dollar movie with the right director, actors and not being woke but you stupid fricks will never admit that and will continue to ruin hollywood/movies/tv shows with your stupidity. You guys are doing it on purpose at this point.


Agree. A live-action shot-for-shot remake would have made a billion.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73260 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:19 am to
It was better than i expected. I thought it was silly and a decent story for a game with no story.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73260 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:24 am to
You saw minecraft and didn't like it? Or did your favorite YouTube creator tell you it was trash and that set your opinion?
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:29 am to
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Dr Jan itor:

You sure do talk Bout trannies a lot.

I didnt know there were any in snow white
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:33 am to
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mythical people who said Snow White would contend with a Minecraft movie.

Yeah, if that dude actually thinks snow white is as popular with the younger generations as minecraft he is way out of touch.
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
12837 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 9:54 am to
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Yeah, if that dude actually thinks snow white is as popular with the younger generations as minecraft he is way out of touch.


Maybe not as popular but live action remakes Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and Alice in Wonderland did pretty well. Snow White would have killed if done well.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43096 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:00 am to
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You saw minecraft and didn't like it? Or did your favorite YouTube creator tell you it was trash and that set your opinion?

Point to anywhere in this thread where I said that I saw the movie.

What I said was that I have played the game, years ago, and understand its popularity.

Two things can be true at the same time. The Minecraft movie is trash especially if you are a devout fan of the game, and it also can make a boatload of money.

How is this hard for you to understand?

Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6743 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:02 am to
We watched it this weekend, it was a really fun time.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19223 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:18 am to

I've heard that kids all over the country are throwing popcorn during a certain scene in the movie.

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Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13334 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:24 am to
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Yep. I think they come with a big Mac or something and a collectible adult toy (not the fun kind)


I like that they're doing stuff like this. My youngest son still likes the happy meal, but the older one is getting a little old for it. But they both love Minecraft and I saw in the app they were doing that for happy meals so I took them by last Friday after school. He wants a bigger burger than the little happy meal one, so he got to get a Big Mac and a slightly larger Minecraft toy than the one that comes with the Happy Meal.
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