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re: The guardian helmet in football is like condoms in porn
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:04 pm to StansberryRules
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:04 pm to StansberryRules
It's really funny in my boys youth football league. Helmets already look huge on the kids then you add these dumbass things. I'm convinced that the parents who get these for their kids are only trying to keep the helmet from getting scratched
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:52 pm to Godzilla jr
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It is fricking stupid and instantly makes whoever wears it look special needs
Yea, protecting ones brain is stupid
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:58 pm to StansberryRules
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:58 pm to StansberryRules
Athletes believe so much foolishness. This is like the copper wearing and the nasal strips.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:11 pm to StansberryRules
It’s still just random enough at this point that the guys wearing em look like a large headed video game character that was inserted into a live football game.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:13 pm to StansberryRules
They also accomplish nothing whatsoever, which makes them more useless than condoms.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:15 pm to StansberryRules
It’s not your brain 
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:17 pm to StansberryRules
Waiting for the first QB to have one. When they put their hands up to the ear holes to hear it will look more crazy.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:27 pm to LSU alum wannabe
DBs will start using them to cover the receivers view by shoving the back of that giant shite in their face
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:40 pm to dukke v
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if it helps save life’s..
Life’s huh?
You didn’t have a guardian helmet available, did you?
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:44 pm to Marktastic86
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You know there were a bunch of old dudes complaining when leather helmets went away.
The irony here is those ugly helmets were the safest of all because they forced players to tackle properly and not use their heads.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:48 pm to forkedintheroad
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The irony here is those ugly helmets were the safest of all because they forced players to tackle properly and not use their heads.
Just like Rugby. No helmets and they knock the shite out of each other.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:50 pm to JasonDBlaha
And Goddell allows this shite
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:51 pm to dukke v
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Doesn’t matter how it looks if it helps save life’s..
What a gullible fellow you are at times.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:58 pm to StansberryRules
Just be thankful they aren't plastered with shitty ads like MLB...at least not yet.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 8:37 pm to nola tiger lsu
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Yea, protecting ones brain is stupid
So let's just have players in inflatable bubbles.That way no one ever gets hurt.
And how exactly do you know that the guardians are safer and "protect brains" better?
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 9:07 pm to SoDakHawk
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They don't even reduce concussions, so they're pointless.
It’s all about liability. Owners were getting sick of former players’ concussion lawsuits. These guardian caps don’t make these players’ brains any safer. Just a liability issue.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 9:39 pm to StansberryRules
Porn might be more fun if condoms made the dick look like a giant stuffed plushy cock like the guardian caps do with the helmet
Posted on 1/18/26 at 9:57 pm to StansberryRules
They look ridiculous and I’ve seen WRs even wearing them it makes me think it has to slow you down,
Posted on 1/19/26 at 8:38 am to JoeyP239
Were they inspired by the movie "Mars Attacks"?
I'd love to see a team outfitted with them ALL painted as Martian brains.
I'd love to see a team outfitted with them ALL painted as Martian brains.
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