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How long could you last in the ring with current Tyson?
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:46 pm
I'd give myself about 20 seconds. 10 to run before he cornered me, then a 10 count.
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Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:46 pm to Ingeniero
None seconds. I would get destroyed. 
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:48 pm to Ingeniero
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I'd give myself about 20 seconds. 10 to run before he cornered me, then a 10 count.
It would only take that long because we're talking about mid 50s Tyson.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:48 pm to Ingeniero
How big is the ring
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:52 pm to Ingeniero
@lsu480
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:56 pm to Ingeniero
Will Smith had a song about this back when he was a rapper and when Mike was a legit boxer
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:09 am to Ingeniero
I would shite my pants at the ding of the bell
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:28 am to molsusports
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Will Smith had a song about this back when he was a rapper and when Mike was a legit boxer
Will Smith made a new song today?
Posted on 11/29/20 at 12:52 am to Ingeniero
I would just let them know during my pre fight piss test that I took all sorts of drugs so I would be preemptively disqualified.
I would lose out on the fight money but hopefully I would have already milked some sponsors out of their money with the "stupid jagoff from Tigerdroppings is actually going to get in the ring with Mike Tyson" angle.
I would lose out on the fight money but hopefully I would have already milked some sponsors out of their money with the "stupid jagoff from Tigerdroppings is actually going to get in the ring with Mike Tyson" angle.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 1:17 am to Walking the Earth
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Seconds
Posted on 11/29/20 at 3:16 am to Walking the Earth
quote:I know you know that’s when he beats you worse with no rules in the street... you think you gonna mess with his money like that
would just let them know during my pre fight piss test that I took all sorts of drugs so I would be preemptively disqualified.
I would lose out on the fight money but hopefully I would have already milked some sponsors out of their money with the "stupid jagoff from Tigerdroppings is actually going to get in the ring with Mike Tyson" angle
Posted on 11/29/20 at 5:47 am to Ingeniero
I’d run right at him, jump into a cannonball position Covering my head, and hope the shock and awe of my theatrics would only allow a soft glancing shot be absorbed on an obscure part of my body.
I would then fake an injury or lay on the mat for 10 seconds.
I would then fake an injury or lay on the mat for 10 seconds.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:19 am to Ingeniero
However long it took him to hit me the first time
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:33 am to Ingeniero
However long I shite my pants and run out the ring. That's how long I would last.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:35 am to Ingeniero
I’ll probably take him down in the fifth
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:38 am to Ingeniero
I'm gonna find out soon...I'm meeting him at Sonic on Siegen at 3:50pm today.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 10:38 am to Ingeniero
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I'd give myself about 20 seconds. 10 to run before he cornered me, then a 10 count.
Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 10:39 am to Ingeniero
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How long could you last in the ring with current Tyson?
Is this the late 80’s?
Posted on 11/29/20 at 10:46 am to Ingeniero
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I'd give myself about 20 seconds. 10 to run before he cornered me, then a 10 count.
That is about right for the little exhibition ring if it was a full 20 x 20 I might make it a few extra seconds. However, it would never get that far, when we tapped gloves I would just go down and not get up.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 11:26 am to Obtuse1
I wouldn’t care as long as he didn’t bite my ear off.... I’d like to get at least one good head shot in before he put me to sleep.
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