re: What Freud would say about Landon Collins continued beef with LSU

TLDR...and Jamal Adams is better...seriously.

Lol this is funny.

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his mother who never hid the fact that she wanted her son to play for LSU.

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His mother sent TWO sons out of state to play football, so I feel pretty certain that was all just a put-on on her part. Probably just so she wouldn't catch shite from friends and neighbors.

Football karma energy should flow towards the fact that BUGA chooses not to act in the same manner as his brethren who choose the dark path. The force is guiding BUGA to focus on concentrated patience, when hitting the holes, while simultaneously eyeing the next Jedi mind trick...which is making the Linebacker miss a tackle with a yodalike spin move....allowing BUGA the opportunity ...or WANT (if u will) to allow that critical 5yard space. That space between BUGA and the DarkSide that is LC...one-on-one.

This is the space where the concentrated power of the FORCE will direct young BUGA skywalker to square up, gain momentum, and drive 250LBs of St. Augustine beastmode Mandingo into the head, heart, lungs, and fibrous tissues of that Alabama trash POS.....this thunder punch, which may or may not cause bones to break, nkimdeche style....and force bama blood to pour on the grounds of Tiger Stadium.

Bama blood starts to Feed the roots of the living, breathing, screaming, sods of grass that yearns for opponents succulent red cells....and when it's all said and done. The dark one will look up from his defeated puddle of shame..only to catch a glimpse, of the backside of LF reaching the endzone to the thunderous roar of 100,000 crazed freaked out and liquored up TigerFans.

The sound of this elation will be so intense that puts the poor traitor to sleep...and he dreams that he is back in his mommys arms. LC is taken back to an earlier time when his mom and family actually respected him. It feels good...warm and cozy...he smiles for a brief moment only to be awakened by the bama team dr...probably from Louisiana too ...just like all of Sabans staff...."Landon! LANDON! Wake up boy!!! Yew just got BUGA'd...are u ok? LC can't hear this of course bc blood is still pouring out of his ears.

All the while Lord Saban is 10 yds away...looking over his shoulder in disgust. Mumbling some dissapionted awight gibberish in Kirby's ear about making poor LC walk back to his home Giesmar or wherever he came from.

And on the other side...Les Miles calmly pats BUGA on the back...picks up a blade of grass...savors it between his teeth...smirks and spits it out.
The end

I don't want LC to have a good game or anybody on Bama's team to have a good game realizing that several will. However if I had a choice, I would pick Blake Sims to have a bad game. Bad Blake if you will.

Yes, very cool if LC gets trucked or beat deep by anybody. If Blake has a good game, LSU is in trouble.

People have now begun to think the Mom thing was made up? LOL

I think it all started when his mom got an LSU tattoo above her breast, he refused to suckle from then on.

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His words have gotten under LSU fans' skins



Speak for yourself brah

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Not under mine. When he went to Bama, that was the end of it. He's just a player for Bama now. That's it.

I'm not a brah. I wear one, though.

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When he talks about how bad he and his family got it from the LSU fan base after he chose Bama what he really means to say that nothing any stupid fan could say could hurt him as deep as his mom's rejection of his decision.

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Most likely, a number of friends and acquaintances of the family were LSU fans to begin with. So I doubt LSU fans sought them out in any large numbers, but it's probably people they already interacted with.

So you are saying LC wasn't breast fed long enough and is now orally fixated? No wonder he's going to STTDB this Saturday. Classic Freud.