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The Honda Accord has replaced the Nissan Altima as the Baby Mama Hellcat

Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:31 pm
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1643 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:31 pm
My fellow South Louisianians, for quite some time now, these are the vehicles that I see swerving through traffic the most




Occupants donning shower caps, license plate frames bedazzled, and tachometers maxed

It is a sad day, as I am afraid the Altima no longer wears the ghetto crown
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23551 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:33 pm to
Garbage bag windows and red tape tail lights are soon to follow
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
181454 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:38 pm to
It’s the Hyundai bro. Ain’t a doubt.
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2625 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:43 pm to
It doesn’t count until it’s 85% duct tape.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64836 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:45 pm to


Does Big Perm drive one of these?

Speaking of which, are they banned?

Have not seen them post lately
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4223 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:46 pm to
Good, now I am ever so slighly less embarrassed for driving an Altima.

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
34148 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 5:47 pm to
The Altima is the king. That’s the car they really want. The Accord is the last resort
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
143297 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:01 pm to
That 2.0 turbo can scat away from the cops.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
62207 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:04 pm to
Nah, the Accord is still a little pricey for hood moms and Honda financing won’t loan to them.
Posted by Gotabyte
Slidell
Member since Feb 2020
359 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:04 pm to
Camrys with bumper parts hanging, paint peeling and no license plate are contenders too.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
22733 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:05 pm to
Can someone explain the rise and crazy popularity of the shower caps?

People are actually wearing them in stores.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5885 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:24 pm to
Hyundai, KIA and Honda Accord. There’s 3 to choose from now.
Posted by Bayouboogaloocrew
Dixie
Member since Jul 2013
6040 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:47 pm to
Do you even Kia bro
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1736 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Can someone explain the rise and crazy popularity of the shower caps? People are actually wearing them in stores.


People…….who annoy you
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7201 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 6:54 pm to
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It’s the Hyundai bro. Ain’t a doubt.


Not indestructible enough. The Altima was the perfect tornado of low price, easy financing and indestructibility. Just absolute fricking cinema for the sub prime crowd and I don't think it has an official successor yet. Mid 2000s Accords might be the closest thing so far.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
75356 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 7:11 pm to
It's amazing how many beast up Altimas I see usually blowing by me at 90 in interstate with missing body parts.
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Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38485 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

license plate frames bedazzled, and tachometers maxed



You left out driving on a spare and some form of damage to a bumper.
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
428 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 7:16 pm to
Altima still in the lead but Accord is surging
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23557 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

Nah, the Accord is still a little pricey for hood moms


Similar price

quote:

Honda financing won’t loan to them.


True
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
2388 posts
Posted on 10/23/26 at 7:23 pm to
I don’t see this at all in New Orleans. I’m seeing the Kia grabbing the baton on my commute.
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