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re: On a scale of 1 to holy shite, how fricked is Clemson?

Posted on 8/4/26 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by SmoothBox
Member since May 2023
2881 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Holy contradiction


You should probably read that post again.
Posted by Tigrdynasty
19th hole
Member since Jun 2018
3418 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 8:34 pm to
In the arse with a spiked rod
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26081 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 8:39 pm to
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You should probably read that post again.
I read it right… they said easiest money ever yet follows it by saying a late score will be needed to just to cover the spread

If I’m putting my money on a spread it’s not because I think it’s 50/50, it’s because I’m confident the spread is wrong and not hoping to hinge on a late score. Wouldn’t consider that easy money
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13370 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:59 pm to
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I would be absolutely floored if those guys come into Tiger Stadium during the first game under Lane and keep it close. At night of all times.


Why do y’all do this to yourselves every year? It’s going to be a close game. I’ll take any win we can get.

We have a new coach, a new offensive coordinator, a new quarterback, all new wide receivers, and a rebuilt offensive line. We are not going to be a well oiled machine in game one
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72999 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 11:32 pm to
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Clemson's projected starting QB is Senior Christopher Vizzina for the 2026 season opener.


He's a fairly inexperienced junior (1 start), and seems to be in a battle with a true freshman for the starting job. Hopefully this game being at home tilts the game in our favor.

Clemson really struggled running the ball last season as well.
This post was edited on 8/4/26 at 11:37 pm
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8239 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:55 am to
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would be absolutely floored if those guys come into Tiger Stadium during the first game under Lane and keep it close. At night of all times.


quote:

think of what a herculean effort it would take to overcome that


We’re just going ahead and jinxing the frick out of this season both barrels blazing?

Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
10086 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 4:34 am to
63-3 LSU
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14440 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:27 am to
OP must have forgotten FSU 2023 and USC 2024.
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
25108 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:31 am to
BK ain’t here. Lane isn’t using this as a retirement gig.

Clemson gonna get taken to the woodshed, Dabo is a washed clown that shouldn’t have been a thing if it wasn’t for Les going brain dead to lose that peach bowl.

Old shite oc, barely functioning in portal era, with us adding the most explosive offensive staff in the ncaa to replace the brain dead offensive staff we had and kept our d intact
Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
19618 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:39 am to
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Damning receipts, baw. Hope I never get sideways with you!

I usually only posts receipts when they are extremely easy to find. And when you have someone posting something extremely one sided (positive or negative) based on absolutely nothing, it’s usually not the first time they’ve done it.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7556 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:48 am to
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Clemson won’t even cross the 50


I'll bet you 100k.

I say that because besides LSU in dome, I can't remember a game where a team didn't cross the 50 in TS, no matter how weak they were
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48356 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:53 pm to
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My point is that Clemson can definitely beat LSU week one. No one should expect a blow out.


Well, of course they can
Posted by LVag1997
Member since Jun 2021
999 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:08 pm to
Yall will boatrace Clemson. I don't think it will be competitive. Assuming QB1 is fully servicable
This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 10:10 pm
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
1084 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:48 pm to
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He's a fairly inexperienced junior (1 start), and seems to be in a battle with a true freshman for the starting job. Hopefully this game being at home tilts the game in our favor.

Clemson really struggled running the ball last season as well.


I'll be surprised if you lose to Clemson.

They're at your house and it's a night game. They're not ready.

This is just my take, but Dabo is a dinosaur; he dug his heels in last year about the transfer portal, his game is pre-NIL, and I don't even know where they are in terms of playing catch up? I just don't get the sense that they're loaded up and dangerous. I think they're fifteen minutes is up.

Posted by Leon the pro
318
Member since Jul 2014
633 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 2:27 am to
All the people saying it’s gonna be a close game blah blah…
Whoever starts at qb for Clemson it will be their first away start, or first start period.
LSU
At night
Home opener
Espn gameday
Primetime coverage
Kiffin debut
Yeah…I’m going with Holy Shite!
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
2400 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:10 am to
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I usually only posts receipts when they are extremely easy to find. And when you have someone posting something extremely one sided (positive or negative)


I hunt down the most positive fans I can find and make them pay.

You MUST be completely soulless and objective when talking about MY team. Otherwise I will breathe really heavy and find your post history. Mark my words.



We have the most loser fans imaginable. Though, at least the worst ones stay online. The ones I meet at games are always chill as hell and likely wouldn't pretend being positive is a bad thing because the home life sucks.
This post was edited on 8/6/26 at 5:13 am
Posted by Koolazzkat
Behind the Tupelo gum tree
Member since May 2021
3866 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:43 am to
Just beat Clemson.
Posted by 3D
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
1485 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 6:25 am to
Please remember these guys feel like their stadium is the real Death Valley and we copied them. Cheer accordingly
Posted by Sailin Tiger
Member since Jul 2014
1693 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 6:33 am to
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I think this is closer than the experts think because we'll make some stupid mistakes on offense with all new players in an all new system.


I keep seeing this sentiment. While this team definitely has some growing pains ahead of it so does Clemson with a new QB. LSU is at home and as long as LSU gets the run game going which I would expect to be the case with a Kiffin offense it is going to be a long night for Clemson.

I'm expecting a 250 yard+ rushing performance that gains first down after first down bolstering a 4td offensive showing that keeps Clemson sidelined and in search of momentum that they never capture. I don't know that I would predict an absolute bloodbath but also don't expect Clemson to be in the lead at any point outside of the first quarter with LSU staying ahead by a touchdown or more after the half.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
19079 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 6:45 am to
I really could not believe the love they were getting before the season started last year. It was all based of them making the playoffs the year before almost by default their conference was so bad. Every good team they played the year before beat them and all as I recall fairly handily.

They did have some talent at certain positions at least. I'm not sure even that is the case this year from what I've heard. I'd be VERY disappointed if we don't win and show that we are convincingly the best team.
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