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How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?

Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:05 pm
Posted by LSUdc
Member since Nov 2011
479 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:05 pm
Two.

One to start eating, and the other to watch for traffic.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
21037 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:08 pm to
I opened this wanting to laugh, but it's just not that funny.
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2673 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:12 pm to
I liked it... kinda chuckled a bit.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166135 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:18 pm to
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 2:19 pm
Posted by fierysnowman
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
1962 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:32 pm to
How do you break up an Aggie party?

Flush the punch bowl


My uncle used to love to tell me these when I was a kid(a very long time ago)
Posted by BabySam
FL
Member since Oct 2010
1504 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:32 pm to
1, when they start from the arse-end of armadillo
Posted by fierysnowman
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
1962 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:35 pm to
Why does it take Aggies so long to eat M&M’s?

They have trouble with the peelings

Another Uncle joke
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24538 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:21 pm to
LSU on the Louisiana side of the Sabine River AtM on TX side. Atm throws a grenade.

What does LSU do?
Posted by Cwils2222
Texas
Member since Jul 2022
437 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

LSU on the Louisiana side of the Sabine River AtM on TX side. Atm throws a grenade. What does LSU do?


1. Ensure Tiger Ree doesn’t get to it first.
2. Pull the pin and throw it back.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24538 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:28 pm to
#2 is the correct answer
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24538 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:29 pm to
How do you get a one armed Aggie out of a tree?
Posted by King Joey
Just south of the DC/US border
Member since Mar 2004
12493 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:33 pm to
Wave to him.

Posted by Safety Blitz
The Backfield
Member since May 2022
1841 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:33 pm to
What’s the difference between Aggy and a Possum?

Possums wait until there is a threat to play dead.
Posted by fagesbp
Member since Nov 2018
10 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:33 pm to
Quick
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 3:34 pm
Posted by Cincinnati Tiigre
Cincinnati
Member since Nov 2015
1082 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Why does it take Aggies so long to eat M&M’s?


I thought it was because they threw out all the W’s.

Just like Jimbo.
Posted by Northwest Louisiana
Northwest Louisiana
Member since May 2018
2025 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:54 pm to
They found the skeletal remains of a body in the A&M library this weekend.

Come to find out he was the 1972 Hide and Go Seek Champion.
Posted by TBoy@LSU
Member since Sep 2012
5478 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:34 pm to
It takes an Aggie 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
21037 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Tiger Ree


Look who finally made his way back to the rant.

Must be a tough season for you.
Posted by Germantiger001
Southeast LA
Member since Jun 2016
830 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:59 pm to
3.
1 to make sure it’s a male, 1 to watch for traffic, and 1 to “eat” it
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