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re: Florida - Creeper arrested for "gooning" all over Walmart worker's back
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:10 pm to Shexter
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:10 pm to Shexter
quote:Called “Tuesday” afternoon in most of Arkansas.
A creepy Florida Man is behind bars for allegedly sneaking up behind a female Walmart worker and ejaculating on her back, after which he used a pair of dog toys to clean up after himself
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:11 pm to Hogwarts
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Wood chipper time
Just relax dude. He was nice enough to use a lamb chop to clean up his mess. That is to be commended
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:11 pm to Shexter
imagine reviewing the video on this one. Yeah going to be one of those days. 
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:12 pm to Shexter
You're telling me you can't jerk off on an unaware stranger anymore?? Thanks Obama.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:48 pm to Shexter
quote:Poor Lambchop
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:52 pm to Shexter
What kind of site did you get this story off of that you’re embarrassed to link it.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 3:55 pm to The Boat
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What kind of site did you get this story off of that you’re embarrassed to link it.
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/walmart-gooner-794302
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:05 pm to Shexter
That is what "gooning" means? I didn't think that.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:15 pm to Shexter
$16k bond seems awfully low
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:26 pm to Shexter
Desecrating Lambchop should be a more serious crime than jizzing on some woman.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:36 pm to Shexter
4cubbies would frick him
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:43 pm to GreenRockTiger
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why would you say that?
maybe he's him?
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:45 pm to Jake88
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That is what "gooning" means? I didn't think that.
I think the definition has migrated from the original.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:49 pm to Shexter
quote:Oh, so thats why my kids reacted like they did last week when I told them I had been gooning for their mom when we were younger.
I think the definition has migrated from the original
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:51 pm to Shexter
Didn’t Serreneaux move to 30A…Supposedly???
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:51 pm to Shexter
Been a solid 2 weeks.
2 women caught masterbating on planes.
Then a guy sneakily nuts on some chick in the store.
2 women caught masterbating on planes.
Then a guy sneakily nuts on some chick in the store.
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:52 pm to medium_okra
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Man that guy has impeccable timing and control when it comes to firing one off
Temu Peter North!
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:55 pm to Jake88
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Oh, so thats why my kids reacted like they did last week when I told them I had been gooning for their mom when we were younger.
Now it has something to do with masturbation addiction.
quote:
is a slang term for a prolonged practice of masturbation and continuous sexual arousal, usually done alongside heavy use of pornography without the intention of reaching a quick climax.
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Edging: The primary technique behind gooning, which involves repeatedly bringing oneself close to orgasm and then slowing down or stopping to maintain a state of heightened arousal for hours or minutes.
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 10/15/26 at 4:57 pm to Shexter
quote:This did not have a name back in the 1980s.
Edging: The primary technique behind gooning, which involves repeatedly bringing oneself close to orgasm and then slowing down or stopping to maintain a state of heightened arousal for hours or minutes.
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