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Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:25 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:25 am
“Anne Landers sucks!”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:27 am to S
"It really didn't take that long either...."
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:28 am to S
"Let's watch them slice this fat bastard up."
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:39 am to S
When george is at the Ross's trying to get that marble rye in the window the mom comes in and he's rattled as hell. She asks if something's wrong and he reponds "oh ha no, sorry I just get nervous on weekends"
I've never heard anyone ever mention it or reference it but it's jsut so absurdly hilarious to me.
Another favorite is the marine biologist. We get a cut to a new scene with George on the phone with the girl and the first thing we hear from his side of the convo is "...algae. Obviously plankton." lol. I can't ever hear the words algae or plankton without thinking of that line. Plankton is such a funny word.
I've never heard anyone ever mention it or reference it but it's jsut so absurdly hilarious to me.
Another favorite is the marine biologist. We get a cut to a new scene with George on the phone with the girl and the first thing we hear from his side of the convo is "...algae. Obviously plankton." lol. I can't ever hear the words algae or plankton without thinking of that line. Plankton is such a funny word.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:41 am to S
“These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:42 am to S
“It’s a write-off.”
One of my favorite lines from the entire series
“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?"
One of my favorite lines from the entire series
“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:43 am to S
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
"I was in the pool!"
"I don't know if he's sponge worthy!"
"I was in the pool!"
"I don't know if he's sponge worthy!"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:45 am to S
Frank: "It's dry"
Estelle: "That's the way I always make it!"
Frank: "WELL IT SUCKS!!!"
Estelle: "That's the way I always make it!"
Frank: "WELL IT SUCKS!!!"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:47 am to S
That's a shame.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:00 pm to S
"Y'all come back now!"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:04 pm to Tarpon08
"The sea was angry that day, my friend"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:05 pm to S
“I stop shooooort”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:07 pm to LSUDonMCO
quote:
Not that there's anything wrong with that!" "I was in the pool!" "I don't know if he's sponge worthy!"
You don’t know what a throwaway line is.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:11 pm to witty alias
You want a piece of me? You got it!
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:11 pm to witty alias
quote:
You don’t know what a throwaway line is.
but they do. And they're the ones throwing them away
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:13 pm to S
Also the foreign dude in the Jiffy Park lot is nothing but gold.
Jiffy Park Guy: What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
George Costanza: All right, just give me my car so I can get the hell out of here.
Jiffy Park Guy: That's going to be a problem.
George Costanza: Why?
Jiffy Park Guy: It's all the way in the back. We can't get it out for a couple of days.
George Costanza: What are you talking about? I want my car!
Jiffy Park Guy: We ask that you please bare with us.
George Costanza: Bare with you? This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars.
Jiffy Park Guy: Ideally.
Jiffy Park Guy: What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
George Costanza: All right, just give me my car so I can get the hell out of here.
Jiffy Park Guy: That's going to be a problem.
George Costanza: Why?
Jiffy Park Guy: It's all the way in the back. We can't get it out for a couple of days.
George Costanza: What are you talking about? I want my car!
Jiffy Park Guy: We ask that you please bare with us.
George Costanza: Bare with you? This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars.
Jiffy Park Guy: Ideally.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:15 pm to witty alias
My father was a lobsterman. Hey got up every morning at 4:00 and came home stinking of brine. He put me through law school with the lobsters he caught.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:21 pm to S
Cartwright!
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:21 pm to dirtsandwich
I don't know why but when Jerry buys his dad an organizer and his mom claps and says "Yay, Jerry got it open!"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:21 pm to dirtsandwich
Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Kramer: Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
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