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Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:29 pm to Bassman
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Cam Newton went to the Virgin Islands.....afterwards, they are only called the Islands...
True, but all of the females are still virgins.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:30 pm to PsychTiger
Cam Newton cut blocked Sam Montgomery
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:30 pm to Tigergreg
Rick Clausen proudly wears a toupee composed of Cameron Newton's pubic hair.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:31 pm to GO_LSU
Cam Newton can make a slinky go upstairs
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:32 pm to Dead Mike
After whiping 5 armed thugs butts, Chuck Norris was once quoted saying "I Cam Newtoned those guys"
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:33 pm to Dead Mike
Cam Newton doesn't grow pubic hair. Hair can't grow on steel.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:33 pm to Bleeding purple
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After whiping 5 armed thugs butts, Chuck Norris was once quoted saying "I Cam Newtoned those guys"
Legit.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:35 pm to tygerboy17
Cam Newton once shoved a diamond up his arse and two weeks later pulled out a bigger diamond.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:35 pm to Bleeding purple
Cam Newton once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.... and won.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:35 pm to Bleeding purple
Yoda routinely gets confused and believes he is a fledgling male photo model when thinking of the name Cam Newton
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:36 pm to Bleeding purple
Cam Newton counted to infinity..........
............twice
............twice
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:36 pm to Clyde Tipton
Cam Newton is the trunk of the evolutionary tree, all species of animal come from his loins
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:37 pm to GO_LSU
Blitzkrieg is the German word for: Cam Newton
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:38 pm to wyletigah03
You'll get arrested for even mentioning Cam Newton on an airplane.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:39 pm to tygerboy17
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:39 pm to tygerboy17
Do people think replacing "chuck norris" with "cam newton" is funny?
This post was edited on 10/20/10 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:40 pm to Bleeding purple
Cam Newton scuffs at Lance Armstrongs accomplishments with only one nut, since Cam Newton has done so much with both of his undescended.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:40 pm to TheDoc
On Auburn's first offensive play Cam will extend the ball across the goal line .... using his penis.
Doesn't matter where they are on the field.
Doesn't matter where they are on the field.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:40 pm to TheDoc
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