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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/23/10 at 6:32 am to
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53963 posts
Posted on 10/23/10 at 6:32 am to
Cam newton doesn't need an alarm clock because time doesn't start till cam newton wakes up.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66485 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:52 am to
I am a witness!
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17057 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Cam Newton eats sawdust and shits two by fours


This one is money
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
16266 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:57 am to
Cam Newton found Osama Bin Laden, butt-fricked him, then told him to get a real job.
Posted by TheoreticalTiger
Big 10 Football sucks!!!
Member since Sep 2010
2698 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:59 am to
Cam Newton takes #1 defenses and turns them into #64 defenses in just 4 hours.
Posted by mikebdatiger76
Marrero
Member since Jan 2005
93 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 11:01 am to
It is said he once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. After a few hours, It seemed like an evenly matched fight. Then Chuck threw a flurry of punches from his beard, and won the battle. He went to pick up Can off the ground as a sign of respect. Then Chuck looked him in the eye and said no one can beat Chuck, but you were close.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 11:11 am to
Cam Newton has left more jaws on the floor than Jeffery Dahmer.

Cam Newton will be the first winner of the Cam Newton award, for being way better than the Heisman candidates.

Cam Newton once scored a TD trying to clock the ball.
This post was edited on 10/24/10 at 11:12 am
Posted by TigerWar
Birmingham, Al
Member since Oct 2007
28 posts
Posted on 10/25/10 at 2:48 pm to
Cam Newton made his mom eat his vegitables when he was a kid.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22796 posts
Posted on 10/26/10 at 9:38 pm to
Cam Newton is the only guy who could win on the blue turf, so in closing, Cam Newton says Idaho; no you do a ho.
Posted by TG
Metairie
Member since Sep 2004
3061 posts
Posted on 10/26/10 at 9:52 pm to
Enjoy him now because he'll be a disappointment in the NFL. Lacks an NFL arm, bad form for a RB, which leaves him to play TE.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11377 posts
Posted on 10/26/10 at 9:59 pm to
The NY Athletic Club was going to rename the Heisman "The Cam" but each time they called the trophy "The Cam" it came out of it's usual stiff arm pose and just bowed
Posted by ibldpg
south
Member since Dec 2009
2503 posts
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:22 am to
Cam Newton.....He doesn't always play football, but when he does...............He prefers to be payed!!
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5408 posts
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:30 am to
The first thing Cam Newton will say to God when he gets to heaven is......"You're in my seat!"
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43223 posts
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:30 am to
Bears carry spray when he's in the woods
Posted by ibldpg
south
Member since Dec 2009
2503 posts
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:36 am to
MICK....way to keep it original....
nice sig quote also
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