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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:43 pm to
When watching Montey Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, Cam Newton was happy for the guy who claimed to have been turned into a Newt until he sheepishly said that he got better.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
10224 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:43 pm to
Cam Newton loves the Coates Hall bathrooms...
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26653 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:44 pm to
When running the ball, Cam Newton blocks for himself so his blockers won't have to.
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:46 pm to
Cam Newton is actually left-handed. He just decides to give the other team a chance.
Posted by Bonjourno
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2010
2712 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

After whiping 5 armed thugs butts, Chuck Norris was once quoted saying "I Cam Newtoned those guys"

Classic!!! Even though unintentional
This post was edited on 10/20/10 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:50 pm to
Cam Newton has written no less than 5 entries into this thread....


















on a stolen laptop.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26653 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:50 pm to
On the seventh day, God rested because he was exhausted from spying Cam Newton.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73548 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26653 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:56 pm to
Cam Newton will not win the Heisman Trophy this year, because by that point it will have been renamed to the Newton Trophy
Posted by Dead Mike
Cell Block 4
Member since Mar 2010
3388 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:58 pm to
During his official visit to Auburn, Cameron Newton broke loose from his campus tour group and mauled 5 students before they could activate the shock collar.
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:59 pm to
The NCAA currently has a rule being passed that will allow Derrick Dooley's 6-4-3 defense for any team that has to go up against Cam Newton. Just to make things fair.
Posted by GUFF
Member since Sep 2010
106 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

6-4-3 defense


i literally laughed out loud
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73548 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by cajunass21
Representing in Sherman, Tx
Member since Oct 2010
64 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:06 pm to
quote:
Tim Tebow brings a Cam Newton lunchbox to all Broncos' games.

This has to stop. My stomach hurts.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26653 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

This has to stop. My stomach hurts.


No this must continue. I'm so bored and this is helping pass the time greatly.
Posted by cajunass21
Representing in Sherman, Tx
Member since Oct 2010
64 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:13 pm to
quote:
No this must continue. I'm so bored and this is helping pass the time greatly.

You're right this must continue even if it hurts.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:13 pm to
Superman wears Cam Newton pajamas
Posted by The_Pistol
Member since Dec 2003
2519 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:16 pm to
Cam Newton doesn't need a flamethrower. He can get close enough to set people on fire without it.
Posted by jdutch75
columbia, ms
Member since Dec 2007
587 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:23 pm to
cam newton is so dangerous, a 7 day waiting period is required to watch him play
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26653 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:25 pm to
Liam Neeson's stunt double in Taken was Cam Newton
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