re: Bo Bahnsen officially retires

Posted by LesnarF5

Member since Apr 2015

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Posted on 7/13/21 at 12:46 pm to Draconian Sanctions

frick Him! Good Bye Bitch!

Posted by Elleshoe

Wade’s World

Member since Jun 2004

143780 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 12:59 pm to Tigeralum2008

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created forms to facilitate operation of our departmen

damn, he created forms?!

Posted by LSUAlum2001

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Member since Aug 2003

48137 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:00 pm to JBREAUX4LSU

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So his last order of business was to suspend the football teams starting LT two months before a potential NY6 season? Awesome.

Final marching orders from Saban.

Posted by WaWaWeeWa

Member since Oct 2015

15714 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:03 pm to OldManRiver

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So Bahnsen has been in Compliance for 27 out of the last 32 years, with the 5 year interruption being roughly the same time Saban was coaching here

Sure, that's not a coincidence at all

And he retires right as NIL is taking off and LSU makes a huge push for NIL

Coincidence?

I think not. Get ready to dominate recruiting my friends

Posted by CatfishJohn

Member since Jun 2020

18984 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:06 pm to OldManRiver

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So Bahnsen has been in Compliance for 27 out of the last 32 years, with the 5 year interruption being roughly the same time Saban was coaching here

Sure, that's not a coincidence at all

I think it's widely known Saban had him re-located after several disagreements. One of which was Bahnsen filming a spring game or practice secretly to look for violations with recruits.

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Posted by Hollywood

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:30 pm to Tigeralum2008

My avatar finally worked

Posted by Choupiqueboy

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Apr 2019

1626 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:40 pm to Hollywood

Dale Brown’s $hit Stirring Mole?

Dale Brown’s meddling is ebbing but a University Lakes Nutria is nosing in his place....

LSU should not buy donuts and coffee for Bend-Dick Arnold......

Posted by BourreTheDog

Member since May 2016

2725 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:44 pm to NorthshoreTiger76

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Miriam is still there

She ain’t the problem….

Posted by LSU82BILL

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Member since Sep 2006

10852 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:45 pm to OldManRiver

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with the 5 year interruption being roughly the same time Saban was coaching here

Roughly? He was in Compliance for 4 out of the 5 yeards Saban was at LSU.

Posted by clamdip

Rocky Mountain High

Member since Sep 2004

20583 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:48 pm to Elleshoe

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damn, he created forms?!

no kidding. Perhaps we should rethink this. Not be too rash. There's about to be a big surplus of unused red tape in the athletic building.

Posted by terriblegreen

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Member since Aug 2011

11909 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:53 pm to CatfishJohn

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One of which was Bahnsen filming a spring game or practice secretly to look for violations with recruits.

Only a true piece of shite would do this.

Posted by Hollywood

Baton Rouge

Member since Jul 2005

2139 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:59 pm to terriblegreen

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Only a true piece of shite would do this.

quote:
a true piece of shite

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Bo Bahnsen

Yeah, checks out.

Posted by WDAIII

Member since Aug 2020

4205 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:59 pm to CatfishJohn

Holy cow. I never heard this. Who’s side was this prick on? How did he keep hos job so long?

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Posted by Choupiqueboy

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Apr 2019

1626 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 2:05 pm to WDAIII

Politics and Dale Brown

Posted by Bottom9

Arsenal Til I Die

Member since Jul 2010

24590 posts

Posted on 7/13/21 at 2:06 pm to Tigeralum2008

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It should surprise no one that knows Bo that he has meticulously documented his career at LSU on a spreadsheet.

Found a copy of some of those spreadsheet entries:

10/31/1979: Dear Spreadsheet, today Dwayne Scales and Jordy Hultberg shoved me in a locker. It was such a funny prank. They made me lick their jockstraps right after. I love Halloween pranks

12/01/1989: Dear Spreadsheet, today I told Coach Archer (a great coach btw) that he wasn't allowed to call or send any more mail to the 1990 signing class or potential recruits.

11/29/1990: Dear Spreadsheet, I got to meet Coach Curly Hallman today. I promptly told him that getting in touch with Brett Favre to come speak with the team wasn't allowed.

10/5/1993: Dear Spreadsheet. I caught a big one today. Coach Dinardo was caught sending a good luck fax to some kid named Kevin Faulk. This is a dead period and I reported the incident to the NCAA. We don't want rule breakers at LSU.

01/10/1995: Dear Spreadsheet. I have a nasty feeling that Kevin Faulk, that same kid from earlier, was offered benefits to come to LSU. I am so disgusted. I tried to manufacture some evidence to get Coach DiNardo and LSU in trouble but nothing has come to pass yet. I will check back soon.

12/01/1999: Dear Spreadsheet. Today I met Coach Saban. I told him about the various rules in place here, especially as it pertained to smoking marijuana. He promptly told me to "suck his dick." I don't like this.

08/01/2003: Dear Spreadsheet. I got a promotion today! I'm moving to the ticket office. I couldn't be happier. Coach Saban wished me luck. Maybe he isn't so bad.

09/02/2009: DEAR SPREADSHEET. WE GOT HIM. WE frickING GOT HIM. Today the great Miriam Segar, CAUGHT AKIEM HICKS SLEEPING ON AN ASSISTANT coach's couch. HAHAHA We celebrated with shots and hi fives. Akiem is no longer at LSU. We suggested the death penalty from the NCAA.

08/01/2012: Dear Spreadsheet. Today we caught Tyrann Mathieu with marijuana. We reported the matter to authorities and he will no longer be allowed to play football. It was great because we run a clean program. Multiple players and LSU fans on Tigerdroppings.com told me to suck their dick but I know this new generation are just funny pranksters. I love cock.

This post was edited on 7/13/21 at 2:11 pm

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