Anyone ever bring a blanket in to TS?

buy a bunch of those hand warmer packs and put them in your pants and shirt

I don't know if TS has revised their handjob policy. You probably want to bring a blanket just to be safe. You don't want to show up on twitter being dragged out by the cops with your flopper hanging out.

According to the SEC go clear policy you may carry a blanket over your arm into the stadium.

Like for warmth? Thats what whiskeys for, baw.

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A bj in Tigers Stadium would be a hoot.

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Bucket list!

Liquor coats are allowed.

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A bj in Tigers Stadium would be a hoot.

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don't try the d*** in the popcorn trick.

You know the routine. Cut a little hole in the bottom, slide it in there..pleasant surprise for her like a prize in a cracker jack box. Well, first of all, have you seen the large tubs? It would take a family of 6 to eat that down to the point of finding my peen in there. Went with the med. It was a sack. She went to the restroom about 45 mins into the movie. I unzipped and poked the hole in the bottom. I was excited and hard as a rock (we had been drinking for a few hours beforehand and during movie) I was a good inch or so above the popcorn line. Ready and waiting like a champ...

Well, apparently she was taking a huge, read the whole magazine type shite. I was losing interest and the butter and salt started stinging a lil. There's no room to scratch in there either by the way. When she finally returned my shite was itchy, buttery, flacid and uncomfortable. I tried to get back in the mood with no luck. Popcorn was running a lil low, and when she finally grabbed a hold of it, she thought it was a gummy worm in the popcorn. She was actually excited about that shite,but when she realized it was my buttery peen, she was not a happy camper. I was too drunk at this point and pissed off that she had to take a massive shite at the absolute worst time that I didn't even care anymore.

She yanked the sack off, and had a few choice words for me. I wish I could say I became real steel again, but it was unresponsive and embarrasing and very awkward. I zipped up and we left the movie early with no words spoken on the ride home. I dropped her off and she just got out and walked in to her place.

How could something so innocent and light hearted turn out so wrong? I'm done trying to be romantic.

Last year I had to buy my daughter a blanket inside the stadium for the UF game. It was not cheap.

Not any time in the last 10 years.

Maybee for his ol lady ???