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Lots of people getting popped this year in CrossFit Games testing..

Posted on 7/12/22 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/12/22 at 12:41 pm
Clomid on one dude who must have mistimed his PCT. They just did a story on him a few days ago about how he was putting off his Medical career for CrossFit.. Whelp! Not anymore!

Finasteride on another.. Masking agent?

Cardarine and Endurobol: Cardio boost.

No idea what the other guy was hit for, but he admitted to taking it.

Some chick was hit with several but there were some issues in her labeled samples.

The Top 4 teams in the Brazilian Semifinals all had positive tests.

A bunch more teams failed samples because a friend’s team out of Tampa has already backfilled a vacated spot.
This post was edited on 7/12/22 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
11180 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 1:11 pm to
CrossFitters juicing? I for one am shocked.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29504 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 1:16 pm to
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CrossFitters juicing? I for one am shocked.



Everyone in all sports are juicing to be fair
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11453 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 2:46 pm to
As the payouts increase, the juicing intensifies.
Posted by Lawyers_Guns_Money
Member since Apr 2015
432 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 2:25 pm to
Pretty interesting to watch. Wondering if any big names pop anytime soon.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6683 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 9:59 am to
Wait are you telling me that the Crossfit games chicks with traps and delts bigger than most gym bros are not natty?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17855 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:56 pm to
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Wait are you telling me that the Crossfit games chicks with traps and delts bigger than most gym bros are not natty?




Wait, you forgot the penis size clits some of those women sport from doing roids.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29504 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 2:02 pm to
Pretty crazy that Tia Toomey just whoops everybody's arse like she's playing a different sport and is presumably clean. She's been in USADA testing for Olympic sports for years and hasn't popped.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126187 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 6:57 pm to
It’s pretty awesome

Tons of first time qualifiers and even entire teams
Posted by olemissfan26
MS
Member since Apr 2012
6620 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:49 pm to
Yeah if you look at the top of the sport (people that haven’t been popped at least) and see how many years they have under their belt I’m sure there are a ton of people that want to skip the years it takes to get to where your body can handle that volume of training.

CrossFit is not a sport where you can just show up and be the best. Genetics matter but those at the top are putting in the most work. Dudes that missed quarterfinals last year and could only snatch 225 magically show up with 50+ More pounds on their snatch in under a year hmm something is a little off on that.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29369 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:36 pm to
And Tia looks like a chic. That women is an amazing physical specimen.
Posted by mmill32
Williamson County, Texas
Member since Jul 2005
2996 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 10:54 pm to
First big name I remember was Ricky Garrard for testolone and endurobol.
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11453 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 9:47 pm to
And Ricky G is back this year.

Emily Abbot popped for a SARMs a few years ago. She blamed it on her boyfriend passing it to her via sex.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32509 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:29 pm to
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Everyone in all sports are juicing to be fair


The spelling bee circuit says frick you.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
15021 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:12 am to
My man, they’re all juiced.


To train at the loads and intensity those top performers do, you almost have to for the recovery aspect. If not, their natural hormone levels would tank completely.
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
734 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 4:23 pm to
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Yeah if you look at the top of the sport (people that haven’t been popped at least) and see how many years they have under their belt I’m sure there are a ton of people that want to skip the years it takes to get to where your body can handle that volume of training.


The volume and intensity of activity for the CrossFit Games is insane. I still don’t understand how a human can complete a Murph, Squat Clean Pyramid, and Double DT all in the same day without dropping dead.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126187 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:34 pm to
Lots of carbs duh
Posted by Ag_16
Your moms house
Member since Oct 2019
3117 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:56 pm to
And a kill cliff
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126187 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 6:37 pm to
Ricky Garad is a feature athlete this year

Hope his juiced up arse gets podium again
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6683 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 7:25 pm to
CrossFit Games competitors are natty with creatine and nofap.

Meanwhile in the real world, they’re ALL sauced out of their minds.

Crossfit is at a weird crossroads where everybody knows what is going on but everyone just pretends it doesn’t happen. “I got clomid from a tractor” and “I only did it for two weeks, bro”

Just go the Strongman route and don’t even test.
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