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Anal fissures
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:50 pm
Holy shite, I’m going fricking nuts. This is like the guy who the Greek gods have his liver eaten every day.
Once a week for the last few weeks, do to passing stool that was to big/hard. I’ve torn my assholr open. I can’t fricking sit down to even work. Like I keep getting up from my desk after 90 seconds because sitting fricking hurts in an odd way. I can’t concentrate at all. I start feeling frantic and horrible. And then, my shite goes back to normal, but even normal shits tests it open again .
I need to go to doctor ASAP but does anyone here know anything.
I going ducking nuts.
Once a week for the last few weeks, do to passing stool that was to big/hard. I’ve torn my assholr open. I can’t fricking sit down to even work. Like I keep getting up from my desk after 90 seconds because sitting fricking hurts in an odd way. I can’t concentrate at all. I start feeling frantic and horrible. And then, my shite goes back to normal, but even normal shits tests it open again .
I need to go to doctor ASAP but does anyone here know anything.
I going ducking nuts.
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:56 pm to athenslife101
My baby girl used to get them when she was an infant and toddler. Dr just told us to be sure she drank more water. Nothing really we could do for the pain.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 3:05 pm to CorkSoaker
I do feel like I’ve forgotten how to shite.
I do drink a ton of water. But it’s like I’m passing a fricking butt plug.
Sorry for being crass but this is highly highly highly annoying.
I do drink a ton of water. But it’s like I’m passing a fricking butt plug.
Sorry for being crass but this is highly highly highly annoying.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 3:15 pm to athenslife101
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: literally rolling on the ground laughing my arse of.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 3:18 pm to athenslife101
quote:
I need to go to doctor ASAP but does anyone here know anything.
Yeah - I have had one.
Find a colo-rectal specialist. Even though it hurts like holy hell, its probably not bad. It's just any tear hurts like a m.f.'er....they usally give you some type of healing cream that will heal it and close it up quickly.
Also, get some stool softener and laxative at the drug store so you don't torture yourself when taking a dump.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 3:48 pm to athenslife101
Neosporin baw
Posted on 12/17/18 at 3:50 pm to athenslife101
Wow...TMI bro this is something you don’t tell anyone about.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 4:28 pm to athenslife101
Try some Dermoplast for the pain relief; but you also need a stool softener while it's healing.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 5:15 pm to athenslife101
Cant believe no one has mentioned fiber yet. Up your fiber intake tenfold.
Before you eat take some metamucil or eat oatmeal a couple of times a day. Fiber fiber fiber.
Eat natural unsalted almonds etc.
Get BlueBonnet Rutin and take 2-3 of those bad boys.
Before you eat take some metamucil or eat oatmeal a couple of times a day. Fiber fiber fiber.
Eat natural unsalted almonds etc.
Get BlueBonnet Rutin and take 2-3 of those bad boys.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 5:55 pm to athenslife101
What was his name
Posted on 12/17/18 at 6:21 pm to athenslife101
Soak in the tub 3 times per day if you can.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:33 pm to athenslife101
Sometimes you just gotta go to the google
Posted on 12/17/18 at 7:55 pm to athenslife101
Have you tried taco Bell and Popeyes for a week straight to give it time to heal?
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:14 pm to athenslife101
Water and veggies bro.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 8:15 pm to athenslife101
Fiber, bro.
Start taking Metamucil daily.
Start taking Metamucil daily.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:37 pm to LSUAlum2001
Nifedipine cream, get a script. It’s compounded at some Pharmacies, relaxes the resting tone of the sphincter. If that don’t work, a colorectal surgeon will do a lateral sphincterotomy, and that probably the best option if it’s really bad..
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:40 pm to LSUAlum2001
He needs to reduce fiber - consume straight fat and squirt that
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 12/17/18 at 11:48 pm to athenslife101
Change your shitty fricking diet
You shouldn’t be shitting logs
You shouldn’t be shitting logs
Posted on 12/18/18 at 12:58 am to 14&Counting
Looks like you’re at about a 2 here, if I had to guess, based on your description. You’ll want to get down into dropping consistent 5’s while it heals up, then you can dial it back to 4 to avoid ripping your hole open again.
This post was edited on 12/18/18 at 1:00 am
Posted on 12/18/18 at 8:09 am to athenslife101
Add some benefiber and more water you your diet to keep things moving along
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