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Went to Texas de Brazil for the first time in over 15 years - 4/10 rating

Posted on 2/16/25 at 9:06 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50807 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 9:06 am
We were not very impressed. The food was good but not great and there is zero relaxing conversation there. We had reservations for 6:15 and weren’t seated until 7:15 but it’s Valentines weekend so that was forgivable but the servers came to our table to bombard us with options even while our card was flipped to red the entire time which prevented us from being able to talk peacefully. They sat us near where people were waiting to be seated so hungry people watched us as we ate, which was awkward. The tables were also really close to each other as well so you better talk very low otherwise everyone around you will hear your conversation. I don’t know why they give you the cards if the servers don’t pay attention to them. We even pointed out that our cards were red after the second time they came to us on red but that didn’t stop them.

The salad bar is pretty good and everything was very fresh but the entire experience gave me cruise vibes - good food and a glutenous atmosphere.

I had forgotten why we hadn’t been there in so long and though I don’t regret going because we did eat pretty well, the atmosphere was not something we enjoyed. Are we just being picky and hard to please or is this a common experience at this restaurant?
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27591 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 9:13 am to
quote:

but the servers came to our table to bombard us with options even while our card was flipped to red the entire time which prevented us from being able to talk peacefully.
The Audacity!!!

You should file a lawsuit
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 9:30 am to
It was never good. The meats were always subpar. Quantity over quality restaurant.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 9:51 am to
I've only eaten there a few times. The best food was the salad bar and the soups.
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7613 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 10:04 am to
Lobster bisque is the best thing they have. Seems like all they ever bring out are the lower-tier cuts
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50807 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 10:16 am to
quote:

The Audacity!!

Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34229 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 11:07 am to
I actually prefer the salad bar only for $19.99

Huge choices of charcuterie, soups, salads and breads. And I didn’t leave feeling sick to my stomach.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 11:56 am to
If you eat the meats, you better have a few bottles of water by the bed at night because they are so darn salty.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13093 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 12:47 pm to
The lobster bisque and the top sirloin(picanha?) was always very good. Everything else is kinda meh.
This post was edited on 2/16/25 at 12:55 pm
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49056 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 2:28 pm to
Golden Corral at 4x the price
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
33625 posts
Posted on 2/16/25 at 6:51 pm to
it's been years since I have been to Texas de Brazil but I actually went to Fogo de Chao in Portland last week and really enjoyed it. Haven't been to Texas since college but it was great back in the day (a religious experience for someone in college )
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21757 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 2:32 pm to
Was going to say something similar
quote:

If you eat the meats, you better have a few bottles of water by the bed at night because they are so darn salty.

The food was really good, but always way too salty. About halfway into my meal, I would always kick myself for not just doing the salad bar option
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16999 posts
Posted on 2/17/25 at 2:40 pm to
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a religious experience for someone in college


You ain't lying. My roommates and I would go once a year when they'd send us half off birthday coupons. We'd eat ourselves sick.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11549 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 2:19 am to
I can't believe it's lasted this long, very meatiocre.
This post was edited on 2/18/25 at 2:20 am
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