re: Waffle House Orders

Scattered, smothered, covered, & chunked

All star w sausage and over medium
Double hash browns w onions, peppers, and ham
I eat the toast but not the waffle
I’m fat

This is one of the dumbest and most confusing things I've seen. You would need two semesters to memorize all of this non sense. What happens if you are out of mustard packets ? Read the comments, some guy says he is a computer engineer and this is too much to take in.

ETA; please read the comments under the video, you will die laughing. I haven't stopped yet

YT

I'll leave this for enjoyment

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"Remember not to even slightly nudge the plate once you've delicately stacked a dozen slippery items on it"

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"I'd like 3 eggs, please"
"Sorry, we're out of mustard"

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I’m a 911 dispatcher. I deal with genuine life or death situations. I would rather take a shots fired call than attempt to understand whatever the frick is happening here.

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"Thank you for watching this training video! In our next lesson, we'll review mixed martial arts and close quarters combat."

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"If the customer wants orange juice, you simple juggle three oranges. If they want ice in their juice, you juggle four...If they want strawberry jelly, you do a handstand, however if they want grape jelly, you pat your head while rubbing your belly.....it's all very simple here at Waffle House"

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Customer: "I'll have eggs"
Server: "Sorry, no eggs today...we've got plenty of eggs but we're out of jelly"

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He used the word “simply” like 447 times. Nothing simple about this. Easily the most convoluted thing I’ve ever seen.

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"Now what if the customer wants to throw hands? Easy. Place nunchucks on the plate to indicate that the customer wants to fight".

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If a customer pulls out a gun and orders all of the money in the register. Put the apple butter horizontally on a ripped napkin. This will help investigators confirm that a robbery just took place.

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"Alright next step is super simple" Proceeds to do advanced Trigonometry to show that a customer wants over easy eggs

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I tried to duplicate this at home and wound up with a Jalapeno Biscuit with cheese, hashbrowns soft scrambled with maple syrup, and 12 mustard packs on the plate...I gave up and took everyone to Waffle House

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I once knew a POW who said he communicated his position by using a slice of cheese, upside down mustard pack, a ketchup pack and 3 upside down jelly packs. God Bless him and those that rescued him!

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"In the event of a robbery, place one ketchup packet on top of the cash register. If the robber is brandishing a gun, place another ketchup packet on top of the register and turn it to the right. When the robber starts demanding money, place a musturd packet on the counter, if the robber proceeds to pistolwhip you, start throwing slices of cheese on the floor, if the robber shoots you, tear off the corner of one slice of cheese to indicate drawn blood. After the robbery is done, start throwing jelly packets around to indicate an SOS call. Safety is our top priority here at Waffle House"

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When he says "ok now that u understand the basics of the pull drop mark system" and u rewind it 5 more times because u don't get it yet

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Back when they had damn good chicken, I’d order the chicken and eggs sunny side up with toast, a waffle, and hashbrowns neat. Ketchup on the hash browns.

I slowed my WH intake years ago after going on a months-long hashbrown bowl bender which ended when I threw a gall bladder.

Ate at one somewhere around Denver about 30 years ago. I think that was the last time. They were surprised we wanted the grits!

Ham and cheese omelet with hashbrowns and toast, waffle

If I’m drunk, patty melt with hash browns scattered, smothered, chunked, and peppered.
If sober, all star with scrambled eggs and bacon. Normally add chocolate chips in the waffle.

Pecan waffle. Hashbrowns - scattered, smothered, covered, diced and capped. Sweet tea to drink.

I miss Waffle House so damn much lol.

The chef

All star

Scrambled with cheese
Hashbrowns - scattered, smothered, covered, and peppered
Crisp bacon
Pecan waffle