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Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 2/26/13 at 11:54 pm to
back in college I would kill a 40 count box of Bagel Bites in one night.
Posted by LSUCreole
Lost in a drunken haze
Member since Nov 2005
11654 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 12:30 am to
Went to Brightside one afternoon for all you can eat crawfish. I had 32 pounds of crawfish, a meatloaf poboy, a shrimp poboy,and a side of fries. I had to sleep sitting straight up and I had soo much sodium that my ankles were swollen. Still have no idea how I did it
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16629 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 12:37 am to
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Went to Brightside one afternoon for all you can eat crawfish. I had 32 pounds of crawfish, a meatloaf poboy, a shrimp poboy,and a side of fries. I had to sleep sitting straight up and I had soo much sodium that my ankles were swollen. Still have no idea how I did it


What...the...I just don't know. Insane.

I know that after eating Texas de Brazil the first time I crapped three times and still felt full. I did real work that night.
Posted by Degas
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 2/27/13 at 12:41 am to
11 dozen raw oysters at Felix's.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22807 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 4:55 am to
Yall some Lard Asses....... I cant touch any of that.


I me and my dad bought a big sackbof oysters, opened and ate every one. In under an hour. My mom doesnt eat oysters so we boiled a sack of crawfish right aftet that.
Posted by LSU Piston
The 313
Member since Feb 2008
3844 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 7:40 am to


I'll never forget mine...I'm borderline embarrassed to share it.

Went to Walk-ons to watch football on a sunday, probably in 2006. Was there for about 4-5 hours. I ate two (2) of their waffle cheese fries (the appetizer size). They use to have 2 for 1 draft pints on football sundays, so I drank 8 budweisers. To polish that down, I ate one of their ice cream cookie sundaes...they are meant for 2 people.

Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22512 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 8:23 am to
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I'll never forget mine...I'm borderline embarrassed to share it.

Went to Walk-ons to watch football on a sunday, probably in 2006. Was there for about 4-5 hours. I ate two (2) of their waffle cheese fries (the appetizer size). They use to have 2 for 1 draft pints on football sundays, so I drank 8 budweisers. To polish that down, I ate one of their ice cream cookie sundaes...they are meant for 2 people.



I can't imagine what I eat during a day of tailgating, not to mention drink.

Usually a day of drinking plus greasy food then more drinking and greasy food after the game. Especially with finger foods. You don't think you're eating a lot but it adds up quickly. RIP arteries
This post was edited on 2/27/13 at 8:25 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39080 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 8:43 am to
15 McDonalds cheeseburgers during a Super Bowl when I was about 13. Back when they did the .25 Super Bowl burgers. And countless nights of unrememberable 2am pile drivings of Waffle House and Tony's 50's grill. Devoured enough food in one sittin to sustain an African nation for a few decades.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85136 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 8:51 am to
I've probably at 12-15 Taco Bell soft tacos in one sitting in college before. Back in the good old days when they were $0.59

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have at an entire Volcano dessert from Rainforest Cafe. It's like 2500 calories.

Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:15 am to
150 raw osters in 3 minutes, not the places record but a personal best.

ate 15 whole catfish at some restaurant on the west bank back in 95, was miserable for 3 days.
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7808 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:26 am to
12 crystal burgers. i was wasted.

Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43474 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:27 am to
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damn man. thats man vs food type eating





It was spread out throughout the course of a day, and lots of booze. And I was still like 360 pounds at that time.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:35 am to
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an entire illegal burrito in about 2 hours


I know guys that do this for lunch without blinking. Yes. They are fat. I used to struggle to get down a regular. And yes. I am fat.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:39 am to
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When I was super sized and drunk, I could eat and eat and eat all day long. 2009 superbowl I had a whole large meatlovers pizza with 10 wings, a whole bag of doritos and queso, and a huge unknown quantity of fried finger foods like jalapeño poppers and mozzarella cheese sticks.. That is the most gluttonous day that I can remember.


Well, I guess there is no mystery to how you got so big! I'm impressed!

I have a rather large female friend who is always talking about diet, etc. The other day while commiserating she says "Yeah, then you don't eat all day and when you get home you break down and order a large pizza..." I'm on board at this point. "And you eat the whole thing!" Um, no. Not even in college.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:41 am to
Do you know Brother Lee Barker?
Posted by jiggy0
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2012
156 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:49 am to
I hold the local record for number of lamb fries consumed: 30. Call me Mr. Lamb Fries.
Posted by B&TCoonhound
Fighting in the Kumite
Member since Feb 2013
2004 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 9:51 am to
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Once ate a whole stuffed pizza from Papa Murphy's too


Damn. 2 pieces and I'm done. Guess I'm a lightweight
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118106 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 10:04 am to
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Brother Lee


I knew him. He was the dorm director, ran the magic club,....
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 10:11 am to
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In high school McDonald's would offer the regular hamburgers for .80 or something. My brother and I would get 2 dozen for a little less than $20 and split them. 12 each. Usually had to pair it with something.


in 84 my cousin and I had a contest at McD's when they where promoting the burgers for 10 cents, I consumed 30 to his 19, both regretted soon after.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
51537 posts
Posted on 2/27/13 at 10:20 am to
quote:

ate 15 whole catfish at some restaurant on the west bank back in 95, was miserable for 3 days.
Solid. I've done 9.5 whole, with a few sides. Wasn't comfortable for a while, that's for damn sure.
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