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Posted on 2/28/13 at 10:46 am to
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 2/28/13 at 10:46 am to
I have glanced at this thread a few times and I have to say this. I am surprised that some of you hogs have not died painful deaths eating so much crap.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 2/28/13 at 9:18 pm to
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I have glanced at this thread a few times and I have to say this. I am surprised that some of you hogs have not died painful deaths eating so much crap.


Won't be long
This post was edited on 2/28/13 at 9:19 pm
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 2/28/13 at 9:45 pm to
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Finally, I once hit for the cycle at Wendy's: a Single, Double, Triple, and a Quadruple.


Awesome.

Hangover trips to Gattis were always pretty impressive.
Posted by TyOconner
NOLA
Member since Nov 2009
11374 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:35 am to
I was on the wall at Pluckers for years. Only 25 wings but when I say they were hot......Those mfer's were hot!!


ETA Some of you guys have done some messed up shite.
This post was edited on 3/1/13 at 3:27 am
Posted by The Levee
Bat Country
Member since Feb 2006
11757 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:57 am to
Meat Sweats
The Salt Tongue
Cotton Mouthed

Gluttons!

I feel horrible for your toilets.


I knew two brothers who would order three illegal burritos and they would each eat one and split the third... Not a shred of lettuce survived. Both played college football.

When I cook Tombstone pizzas, I have to stop myself halfway or I will eat the whole thing... I routinely did eat the entire pizza in college.
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6978 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 9:46 am to
Impossible to accurately quantify due to the circumstances, but about 15 years ago CiCi's pizza in Hammond asked my roommate and I to leave after a one-hour marijuana induced munch session. I'm not sure how much we ate, but it was probably 12-15 plates of pizza/pasta/cookies each. Enough food that when we sobered up I almost called 911 because I was sure I was dying. Big Sheryl at Cici's saved my life that day by kicking us out.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41538 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:11 pm to
I don't think many of my meals qualify. I just used to snack a ton and drink liters of coke which blew me up to 340.

I did polish off a large thin crust pizza and a good bit of a large regular crust about 3 years ago.

I used to hit the Chinese buffet often but never could get beyond 2 or 3 trips to the trough and I didn't overload the plates.

Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12656 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:14 pm to
Fogo de Chao or whatever its called in Hou. Not sure on an amount of meat but it was alot
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12656 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:18 pm to
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Went to Brightside one afternoon for all you can eat crawfish. I had 32 pounds of crawfish, a meatloaf poboy, a shrimp poboy,and a side of fries. I had to sleep sitting straight up and I had soo much sodium that my ankles were swollen. Still have no idea how I did it


Holy hell that funny
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:59 pm to
Not really a "restaurant" story, but it was shameful gluttony none-the-less. In highschool, I was at a conference in Lafayette and there was an evening workshop that I attended with a classmate.

For dinner, they brought in a cardboard box filled with McDonalds cheeseburgers. It must have been 100 or so -- and there were only about 20 people in the workshop (obviously less than they expected).

When it was all said and done -- there were probably 65-70 of those room temperature cheeseburgers left. The person running the workshop said to me and my friend, "you guys can have whatever you want."

We just looked at each other like,"well?" Placed a quick wager on how many we could eat and tore into them.

I don't know the total, but it had to be at least 25 or so each. It was awful. Neither of us slept that night from the bloating and discomfort.
Competetive eating was not in my future.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:14 pm to
The last time I was at Ruth's Chris, I ordered two aps (just for me - tuna & calamari) a lobster, Caesar Salad, a N.Y. strip, two sides (asparagus w/Hollandaise & au gratin potatoes), and banana cream pie. Also had a couple of old fashioneds & lots of wine. Needless to say, I waddled out, carrying half of it in boxes.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:19 pm to
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The last time I was at Ruth's Chris, I ordered two aps (just for me - tuna & calamari) a lobster, Caesar Salad, a N.Y. strip, two sides (asparagus w/Hollandaise & au gratin potatoes), and banana cream pie. Also had a couple of old fashioneds & lots of wine


You plus-sized?
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:42 pm to
No, hopefully, I'll never get there, but I do love food.

I was starving; I hadn't had a bite to eat all day, and it was about 7:00. It was also kind of a celebratory dinner, and I let my hunger & sense of smell over load my stomach. I did share a little of the apps, btw. I think I had 4 go boxes.
That was an awfully expensive meal. I'll know better & eat something before I go there again.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:48 pm to
Sounds freaking awesome though.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 2:11 pm to
It 'twas!!
Posted by mr. penguin
Member since Jun 2009
7481 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 4:24 pm to
I had "the hulk" from times grill.
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