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So, I went to Waffle House for the first time ever this morning...

Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:01 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:01 am
And the waitress comes over to me after I get my food and asks if she can "warm me up".

WTF?

I know it's like 430AM...but seriously? That's not how you talk to patrons!


I could see her whiskers and c-section scar from behind the counter. Ewe.

So, after staring at her for like 30s I said, "No". Then she spun around and walked away.


It was awkward.


I will not be eating at a Waffle House ever again.
Posted by Lee Chatelain
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Oct 2008
12570 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:10 am to
Everyone needs a little loving sometimes. Did you at least give her a decent tip?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:15 am to
This would be better on the ot.

Guess you had enough coffee, but real question is how did you get them hashbrowns?
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
24282 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:22 am to
I'm not even sure I can believe this was funny in your head.
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:31 am to
It's the sort of banter that takes place in the wee hours at the Waffle House when the drunks start piling in. Learn to go with the flow.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7296 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:38 am to
quote:

I will not be eating at a Waffle House ever again.


Your loss
Posted by LSUballs
Member since Feb 2008
40421 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:45 am to
Waffle House has a way of weeding out the bitches. I agree that you should never go back
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:47 am to
I regret reading this dumb post.
Posted by Dr. Morgus
Member since Dec 2001
Member since Jul 2013
3740 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:51 am to
Pretty sure she meant top off your coffee

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 9:06 am to
Dear god, this thread is so stupid I had to scroll up to double check and make sure this wasn't the OT.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21539 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 9:11 am to
I have never set foot in a Waffle House. After this, I will also avoid threads about them.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132707 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 9:11 am to
I have never had a bad meal at waffle house
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 9:40 am to
Cheese eggs and raisin toast. How can you go wrong with that?

Plus you get the hearty, cheerful MORNING!! from the crew when you open the door.

Now Burt's chili well...a drop of that will make a sack of shite.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52771 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 9:51 am to
I Hope the staff spit in your food...I would.
Posted by BIG Texan
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
1748 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:50 am to
Should have been awkward after they called you a A Hole. Geese?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:09 pm to
You suck
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23358 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:56 pm to
They just opened a brand new Waffle House 5 minutes from my house. I don't know what's to hate about the place. They serve everything fresh and cook it to order.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11774 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 1:31 pm to
There is nothing to hate at Waffle House, great basic American diner fare, unpretentious staff and generally clean. Since smoking was banned in restaurants, you can see all the way across the interior.

I do avoid it during wino hours 11:00PM to 5:00AM. First, and only time, I have been threatened in a restaurant because someone thought I was a cop.
Posted by tlsu15
Capital of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
10551 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 1:39 pm to
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andouille


Quit looking so much like a narc, ya nerd.
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
5148 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 1:40 pm to
Bet this sounded funnier in your head.
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