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re: Portnoy Pizza Reviews

Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:51 am to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Such a weird thing to care about


It’s a fricking food board, you rube


this is his usual attempt of being obtuse
Posted by puffulufogous
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
6390 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:26 am to
Oh ok. I thought you were talking about the city of NO.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110915 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Isn't New Orleans French bread German?



The last two big French bread bakers in New Orleans are German and Sicilian owned.
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7570 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

He gave NOLA a 7.4



See what I mean

Wouldn't be surprised if that's the highest of the ones he tried
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 1:43 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32037 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:27 pm to
He gave mid-city a 6.8. He wasn’t too high on it. It wasn’t a floppy piece of shite though.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:32 pm to
shitty pizza is still good pizza .. imma ok with not having NY standard.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48871 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:39 pm to
here's the review

LINK
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:44 pm to


I hit the claiborne location. love the Terrnova sausage on one.
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Vero Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2005
27847 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:52 pm to
One of his better reviews was of a pizza joint just two blocks from my house in Indianapolis. Byrne's Grilled Pizza. He did the review and talked about Butler University basketball, "They're slow and get to their spots. How do you stop them? You can't, 'cuz they're slow and get to their spots." Like most things Dave says, it made no sense, and yet it's perfectly understandable.

He gave a bonus ice cream review of Graeter's Ice Cream, across the street, and raved over the class and elegance of the ice cream being served in those little plastic bowls that look like baseball hats... Cracked me up...
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78368 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:57 pm to
Thought MidCity would give him a slice. Never had their small pizza.
Posted by NOLA Tiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2006
844 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 6:21 pm to
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He gave NOLA a 7.4

So you were wrong about what he donated and now about his pizza score..stop posting
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5067 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16635 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

He gave mid-city a 6.8. He wasn’t too high on it. It wasn’t a floppy piece of shite though.


Seems like bullshite. MidCity is gutter tier. Full on Billy Madison, “I know you kids like’em extra sloppy” quality.
Posted by Tigerbiscuits
Mid-City
Member since Nov 2011
1117 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:46 am to
We're doing our best, burgers crush at least
Posted by LSUrme
JP
Member since Oct 2005
5496 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:28 am to
That small Mid-City pizza looked different coming out the box slice-wise than one of their large pies. Wonder if that may have affected the score.
Posted by RedHawk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
9655 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:50 am to
quote:

That small Mid-City pizza looked different coming out the box slice-wise than one of their large pies. Wonder if that may have affected the score.


This is why you always order a large. Worse case scenario you have leftovers. I don't like tiny pieces of pizza.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32037 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 5:32 pm to
LINK

Gave Pizza Delicious a 7.8.

That settles it. Pizza D is not overrated. I still like NOLA better.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
74443 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

So you were wrong about what he donated and now about his pizza score..stop posting


One of the teams next to the Barstool booth said he donated that, hence the word “supposedly” in my post about the $95k

He hasn’t even posted his NOLA Pizza review yet. Will you come back and throw a fit when he scores it a 7.4?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79911 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 6:41 pm to
I thought it was "one bite." How does 7.8 rank with the other places he likes? Does he give out ratings of 9 or more?
Posted by Whodatforlife21
Big Easy
Member since Apr 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 7:39 pm to
7.8 is a very good score.
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