re: Just saw a man put mayonnaise on his meatball parm sub

I put mayonnaise on any sandwich. I don’t trust people that don’t put mayonnaise on sandwiches

There is a joke about you and mayonnaise in here somewhere.

I like the condiment known as mayonnaise.

Hmm, I did exactly that yesterday, in Monroe. Twas very good.

Mayo, especially hot/heated mayo, makes me want to prison shank my own throat.

When my wife reaches for mayo to squirt on a plate for some type of dipping concoction from hell we lock eyes and we both know im thinking about what another life would be like without her. Im going to beat her today just because I had to think about it.

You should do her a favor and off yourself.

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What's your opinion?

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Why do you care what another man puts on his food?

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Before I do I want you to know that hot mayo tastes like semen.

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How do you know?

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Just saw a man put mayonnaise on his meatball parm sub

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Don't knock it til you try it baw. Done right a mix of mayo and tomato sauce is actually quite nice. I'll do it on a meatball sub.

I have no problem with it.

I put ketchup on my chili cheese dogs though so maybe I’m not the best judge.

Meatball marinara is about the only thing i’ll eat at subway. Usually just add shredded cheese, bell peppers, red onion and spinach. Maybe a couple pepperonis.