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re: Five Guys... wont be going back

Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:05 pm to
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and bottomless fries too.


You really felt like you needed more than Five Guys gave you?
Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
10579 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:09 pm to
Why are you blaming them, did you not look at the menu before you ordered? The prices are right there. Could have easily done without the fries or drink. If you ate all that you probably felt like shite this afternoon.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87752 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:11 pm to
Yeah five guys gives you an absurd amount of fries. I haven't been to either in a while, but RR's fries suck hard as I recall.

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83171 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:13 pm to
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There's the little and the big (and a kid's one I believe). You're more than welcome to ask the people working there what that means if you couldn't figure it out on your own.



To be fair, this is just as bad as the Twin Peaks "man size or girl size?" beer bullshite.

Five Guys' standard burger is a double patty burger. The burger that would be considered standard pretty much everywhere else is called the "little burger". This is not an accident. Most people see that and assume it is a kiddie thing.

Look at that and tell me it isn't set up that way on purpose. They want people who have never been there to assume the little burger is the kid shite.



Five Guys doesn't make me puke on command or whatever other weird things people have said on here, but I can get a 10x better burger, with fries or onion rings, and a drink at Mason's or Chelsea's for the same price if not cheaper. Mason's Bacon Cheeseburger with fries is $8.75 + $2.00 for drink.. and I think they do an awesome job with their burger.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89444 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:16 pm to
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Look at that and tell me it isn't set up that way on purpose. They want people who have never been there to assume the little burger is the kid shite.


I don't agree with that, and if I had a question, I'd ask.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83171 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:19 pm to
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I don't agree with that, and if I had a question, I'd ask.



A question about what? There isn't a kid's menu on there. Any normal person would assume the normal burger is normal sized and the little burger is kid sized.

Now that I know better, I get the little one. But that thing is way bigger than any kid can eat. Is there a kid's menu hiding somewhere else or something?

A lot of thought goes into how menus are set up. People have posted articles about it here. If you don't think that menu is set up the way it is to get more people to choose the standard burger, I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:21 pm to
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Why are you blaming them, did you not look at the menu before you ordered? The prices are right there. Could have easily done without the fries or drink. If you ate all that you probably felt like shite this afternoon.


The menu literally said "Bacon Cheeseburger". Says that on my receipt as well. It also had what I assumed was a kids menu because it said "Little". I thought Little meant its for kids.

No where was the word "Double" there.

I didn't choose to go there, we were there for work. I ordered what I thought was a standard Bacon Cheeseburger/Fries/Drink.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
89444 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:22 pm to
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A question about what?


The size of what I was ordering.

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There isn't a kid's menu on there. Any normal person would assume the normal burger is normal sized and the little burger is kid sized.


I would not assume they'd have an entire section like that devoted to kid's sized burgers. They'd be the first place to have that to my knowledge.

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A lot of thought goes into how menus are set up. People have posted articles about it here. If you don't think that menu is set up the way it is to get more people to choose the standard burger, I don't know what to tell you.


Most people have a bigger appetite than you, so there's really no issue with that
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83171 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:23 pm to
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No where was the word "Double" there.



How do people not see this?

So I'm supposed to ask a restaurant if their menu item labeled literally, "HAMBURGER", is a double hamburger? What? That is not the norm and no one would ever think to ask that.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89444 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:23 pm to
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It also had what I assumed was a kids menu because it said "Little". I thought Little meant its for kids.


Why would you assume a kid's menu has that many options for a burger? Where else has that?

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I didn't choose to go there, we were there for work. I ordered what I thought was a standard Bacon Cheeseburger/Fries/Drink.


And the price was still right here for you to see while ordering. You assume the most expensive thing they sell is the standard?
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16638 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:23 pm to
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I would not assume they'd have an entire section like that devoted to kid's sized burgers. They'd be the first place to have that to my knowledge.



Have you never heard of a fricking Happy Meal?

ETA: Ahhh, so you mean adding bacon. I see how that constitutes a ton of options. I bet you could order a Happy Meal burger with bacon.
This post was edited on 10/21/15 at 4:25 pm
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:23 pm to
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Five Guys' standard burger is a double patty burger. The burger that would be considered standard pretty much everywhere else is called the "little burger". This is not an accident. Most people see that and assume it is a kiddie thing.


Damn. Where is this location? Prices are much cheaper.

Regular fries at the one I went to(uptown Dallas) were $3.49. Bacon Cheesebuger $7.89. That's uptown Dallas for you.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:23 pm to
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The menu literally said "Bacon Cheeseburger". Says that on my receipt as well. It also had what I assumed was a kids menu because it said "Little". I thought Little meant its for kids.

No where was the word "Double" there.


You got upsold without even knowing it. They should designate the "little" burger as a single like Company Burger. That's bullshite, but they probably makea bunch of money off it.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19644 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:24 pm to
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I don't think their margins are particularly high where they can just cut prices to satisfy people like you who expect McDonalds pricing.



McDonald's pricing ? The quality is just as bad that's why they cover it up w/ all kind of condiments so you can't figure that part out. 5 guys is terrible, just go to Whataburger/Sonic et al..., you'll get the same shite.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89444 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:25 pm to
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McDonald's pricing ? The quality is just as bad


Thanks for letting us know to not take you seriously.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89444 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:25 pm to
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Have you never heard of a fricking Happy Meal?


That isn't as relevant as you'd like to think it is. The only choice is cheese or no cheese. Not 4 choices. And it's clearly a kid's item on McD's menu.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:26 pm to
Posted by DownSouthDave
Member since Jan 2013
7528 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:26 pm to
Went to Drusilla Seafood for lunch. Stuffed Flounder, with crabmeat and a creamy caper sauce, roasted red potatoes a salad and free hush puppies was $17 after tax (I had water).

Almost spending that on a burger in a place like 5 guys is a ripoff.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70824 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:27 pm to
Dude you can't argue that the menu isn't somewhat deceiving.
This post was edited on 10/21/15 at 4:28 pm
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89444 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 4:28 pm to
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Almost spending that on a burger in a place like 5 guys is a ripoff.


Well, it wasn't "just a burger." And you're leaving out the tip and drinking water instead of something with an actual taste (inb4fatjoke).

The only thing missing form your post was you saying you could make better at home for cheaper.
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