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"Cream cheese" has ruined king cake

Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:23 am
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:23 am
I used to love the little sliver of cream cheese in a good king cake as a kid. Unfortunately, most bakeries around BR don't properly proof their cakes, so they are unleavened and dry. To make up for their mediocrity in the kitchen, they pump about 30 ounces of pudding they falsely call cream cheese into them. The sugar on top makes it look like a king cake, but the actual product is a pitiful approximation.

End rant.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 10:24 am
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:35 am to
A well-made king cake with cream cheese is better than any plain king cake IMO.
Have to find you a new bakery.
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:37 am to
I definitely agree that many bakeries use cream cheese or other fillings as a crutch to hide their dry arse cake

but I do love a cream cheese king cake, even the bad ones

Posted by SUB
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:45 am to
I never thought about it but yeah. The cream cheese in king cakes has more closely resembled a pudding for the texture and flavor.
Posted by LSUballs
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:51 am to
I would rather have a decently made cream cheese King Cake than a expertly made plain King Cake. But I am of the opinion that the novelty of King Cake far exceeds the actual product. It’s just a cinnamon roll with colored sugar.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:52 am to
quote:

It’s just a cinnamon roll with colored sugar.

Or a donut with colored sugar
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:56 am to
With cream cheese > Without
Posted by OTIS2
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:04 am to
quote:

"Cream cheese" has made king cake tasty
Posted by DUKE87
Covington, LA
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:09 am to
Which bakery fills the king cake with cream cheese? The ones I've had they put the cream cheese on top then add the frosting.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:09 am to
King cakes of any variety are so far down my sweets list they might as well be fruit cake
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:11 am to
I like just a little bit of cake with my cream cheese.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29825 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:12 am to
Cream cheese ruins everything.

I don’t want it in my king cake.
I don’t want it shoved into my boudin balls, stuffed shrimp, quail, chicken thighs, etc.
I don’t want it in my jalapeños.
I don’t want it in my sushi rolls.

Next some neck beard brewer is going to put it in beer.
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7924 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:13 am to
If you're that butthurt, just eat a cinnamon roll. King Cakes are just oversized, dry cinnamon rolls after all.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20353 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:21 am to
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the novelty of King Cake far exceeds the actual product. It’s just a cinnamon roll with colored sugar.



Exactly what they are. I love Randazzo's King Cakes and their cinnamon rolls have the exact same flavor sans the green, purple and gold color sugar sprinkled over the white icing. I guess that justifies the price of those damn things.
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Which bakery fills the king cake with cream cheese? The ones I've had they put the cream cheese on top then add the frosting.


Not sure who puts it on the inside, not sure how you would braid then roll.

I know Haydels puts the cream cheese on after it comes out of the proofer, then bakes it.
Posted by WavinWilly
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Member since Oct 2010
9094 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:35 am to
I think Haydel's may have the best cream cheese king cake. Not that goopy mess most places sell.

ETA: but their praline pecan is my go to.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 11:36 am
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:37 am to
Duong Phong baw
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7924 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Exactly what they are. I love Randazzo's King Cakes and their cinnamon rolls have the exact same flavor sans the green, purple and gold color sugar sprinkled over the white icing. I guess that justifies the price of those damn things.


Yet this board loves to hate on donut King Cakes, which are vastly superior
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61773 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:41 am to
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Yet this board loves to hate on donut King Cakes, which are vastly superior


LOL

And as already mentioned I love a good cream cheese King Cake.
Haydel’s is tops
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7924 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:46 am to
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LOL

And as already mentioned I love a good cream cheese King Cake.
Haydel’s is tops


I'll die on that hill. Traditional King Cakes are overrated af.
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