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Cooter Brown's Hosting Abita Jockamo Jazz Funeral

Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:32 pm
Posted by LSUrme
JP
Member since Oct 2005
5504 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:32 pm
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We're all VERY upset. Just cremate those kegs.

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Join us as we celebrate the life of the wildly popular, local beer that was Abita Jockamo IPA. We'll be sending out Jockamo "in style", as only us New Orleanians know how- with a proper Jazz Funeral!!!

We've been given the last remaining few kegs of Jockimo in existence for the event. So come one, come all and enjoy this local IPA in all it's glory. And once it's all gone, we'll welcome it's successor, the brand new Abita Big Easy IPA with open arms.

The Young PinStripe Brass Band will be on hand leading the way and performing all the classics. And the folks from Abita will be here handing out free swag and other goodies. Clear your schedules and come party with us over at Cooter Brown's. It's one not to be missed!
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131928 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:35 pm to
Jockamo was fricking terrible. Am I the only one that absolute hated it?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132705 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:37 pm to
Id rather drink natty light
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30222 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

the wildly popular, local beer that was Abita Jockamo IPA




Jockamo is and always has been garbage.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16638 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

We've been given the last remaining few kegs of Jockimo in existence for the event. So come one, come all and enjoy this local IPA in all it's glory. And once it's all gone, we'll welcome it's successor, the brand new Abita Big Easy IPA with open arms.



I hope those kegs are ANCIENT. I hope it's even more terrible than we all remember. It was the IPA equivalent to a fourth trimester abortion.
Posted by little billy
Orange County, CA
Member since May 2015
8469 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:41 pm to
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Jockamo was fricking terrible. Am I the only one that absolute hated it?


Uhm no. Abita is very widely distributed in California so Jockamo would sit on the shelf alongside Stone, Port. Ballast Point, Firestone Walker, etc. Kind of ridiculous.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38394 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:42 pm to
I'm hoping this was meant to be ironic
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:46 pm to
Big easy IPA is going to take down Envie as the most critically acclaimed Louisiana IPA. You heard it here first
Posted by Solo
Member since Aug 2008
8257 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:49 pm to
Agreed. That would have been hysterical.

Great name...terrible terrible beer.

The Big Easy IPA is better, but that isn't a high bar.
Posted by Oenophile Brah
The Edge of Sanity
Member since Jan 2013
7571 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10867 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:52 pm to
As long as I can drink a Wrought Iron.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38394 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 4:58 pm to
well according to the event page, Abita people will be there so this must be for real

from a business POV, i can see why the owners are doing it. They're trying to make Cooter's more popular with the younger crowd and these release parties always attract a decent crowd.
This post was edited on 5/3/16 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38261 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 5:02 pm to
I did not enjoy it at all
Posted by Kim Jong Ir
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
55685 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 5:11 pm to
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Jockamo was fricking terrible


It was horrible. I can only guess how many people "don't like IPAs" after trying Jockamo as their first.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70821 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

It was horrible. I can only guess how many people "don't like IPAs" after trying Jockamo as their first.




yeah this is what happened to me like 10 years or so ago. I had one and thought it was terrible and assumed all IPAs were similar so I stayed away.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104486 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Jockamo was fricking terrible. Am I the only one that absolute hated it?


No.

You'd be the only one if you said you actually liked it.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14632 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 6:08 pm to
Lol my first thought when I tried a wrought iron was "they should erase any and all evidence of jockamo and just sell this". Jockamo is seriously the worst and first IPA I've ever had. Almost turned me off of ipas. Thankfully sweetwater was the second IPA I ever had.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 6:12 pm to
They should dump it all in the river.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43561 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 6:22 pm to
Jockamo was drinkable. Was it a great or even good IPA? No. But it was fine as a last resort sorta beer.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291693 posts
Posted on 5/3/16 at 6:31 pm to
Shelf turds
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