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A sleeve of saltine crackers

Posted on 3/24/20 at 10:22 pm
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 10:22 pm
Whenever I'm too lazy to cook, nothing beats an all-American sleeve of saltine crackers.

Sometimes, I eat a sleeve of saltines just for the hell of it.

Why are they so damn good? You can eat anything with a saltine cracker. Anything.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
27274 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 10:25 pm to
My wife puts dill pickle slices and a slice of hoop cheese on them. She’ll make it a meal sometimes.

I worry about the health of my unborn child.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48572 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 10:38 pm to
I prefer Ritz but I don't typically eat a sleeve at a time.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 3/24/20 at 11:00 pm to
The crumbs in the bottom of a sleeve of saltines is one of the most underrated culinary treats on the planet.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29545 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 11:16 pm to
Try putting a thinly sliced sour dill pickle on top of a crispy salty saltine.

It’s fricking paradise

Posted by abovepar
Member since May 2010
221 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 11:17 pm to
crumble them up and eat it like cereal in a bowl of milk
Posted by Rip N Lip
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Member since Jul 2019
5227 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 11:33 pm to
I like both Saltines and Ritz crackers but for different snacks.

Saltines

-top 12-15 with cheddar cheese and melt in toaster oven. Then hit them with some hot sauce when you remove from oven.

-top with canned tuna and a Vlasic dill chip. can go through a can of tuna easy.

Ritz

- top with deviled ham

-top with pimento cheese

Both crackers

-top with Boursin spread or Kaukauna cheese ball

-top with charcuterie and/ or hard cheese. I prefer both to fancy "water crackers".

Will add that Town House crackers are also good, but shape doesn't lend itself to as many toppings as the other two.

For plain (aka straight out of the box) crackers, Chicken In A Biscuit, FTW.
This post was edited on 3/24/20 at 11:48 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35045 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 11:45 pm to
I’m a simple man. I have to get the smaller “fresh pack” instead of the 4 big sleeves bc I’ll eat the entire thing in one sitting
Saltines + peanut butter
This post was edited on 3/24/20 at 11:46 pm
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:08 am to
It's not hard at all to eat a sleeve of them. I'll sometimes slice some cheese for them. Something else I like is just to put some mustard on them. Saltines are one of those things that I'll just eat up, so I don't buy them often.
Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3205 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:27 am to
lil drop of hot sauce on em
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11631 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:36 am to
Saltines and Hogs Head Cheese...
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7636 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:55 am to
A box of saltines, two and a half sticks of butter, & a 1oz packet of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix... baked @350°F...

The panties just drop off!
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12102 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 3:08 am to
Buttered and put under the broiler
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33063 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 5:44 am to
I prefer Kroger brand wheat saltines

Sometimes with peanut butter and other times with sliced cheese
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58797 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 6:03 am to
How fat are you?
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 6:41 am to
5'9", 150 lbs
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 7:33 am to
A lot of poors up in this thread buying Saltines.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8822 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 7:41 am to
Ingredients

1 sleeve saltine crackers

1 large tomato, finely chopped

3 green onions, finely chopped

1 1/2 cups mayonnaise

1 hard boiled egg, finely chopped

Salt

Freshly ground black pepper

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Directions

In a medium size bowl, coarsely crush the crackers with your hands - you should have big cracker pieces. Add the remaining ingredients, mix well, and serve immediately. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper.




Posted by t00f
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Member since Jul 2016
89996 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 7:44 am to
Liver cheese and a dollop of yellow mustard, FTW
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15153 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 8:29 am to
A few things come to mind to put atop saltines.

Hogshead cheese
Peanut butter and jelly
Real butter
Philly cream cheese and pepper jelly
Smoked Gouda
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