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Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:26 am to OnCampusTiger
I got one a couple of years ago. game changer for sure. love it.
down side it's more thing you gotta clean poop splash off of.
down side it's more thing you gotta clean poop splash off of.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:26 am to OnCampusTiger
Introduced it to the baws at work. One tried it and loved it. I'm convinced the other was too scared he would be gay if he used one.
Seriously the best addition to my toilet since water.
Seriously the best addition to my toilet since water.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:27 am to sonoma8
quote:You control the pressure so it's thrusted against your sphincter just the way you like it.
I have a question about this so-called bidet, what is the regulated water pressure when it is thrusted against your sphincter?
Edit: More serious answer, I was skeptical that a bidet would even do anything because I imagined it working like a water fountain just splashing some water on it. It's more like a pressure washer, it'll spray the walls if you're not sitting down. Sounds painful but it's not. Your a-hole just finished stretching out from watertight to birthing a log, a little water won't bother it.
This post was edited on 11/8/21 at 10:33 am
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:27 am to OnCampusTiger
I'm going to be remodeling my bathroom soon and it's going to get one.
My butthole can't wait.
My butthole can't wait.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:31 am to OnCampusTiger
Had one for years. If we have to buy a wedding gift, that is what they get. They wife was skeptical at first. It took about 3 days to get her stuff together.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:34 am to Scuttle Buttin
quote:I hounded my cousin to get one for almost a year, finally I bought him one for his birthday. I wrapped it in toilet paper and smeared his name on it with peanut butter.
If we have to buy a wedding gift, that is what they get.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:36 am to Korkstand
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I have a question about this so-called bidet, what is the regulated water pressure when it is thrusted against your sphincter?
You control the pressure so it's thrusted against your sphincter just the way you like it.
Edit: More serious answer, I was skeptical that a bidet would even do anything because I imagined it working like a water fountain just splashing some water on it. It's more like a pressure washer, it'll spray the walls if you're not sitting down. Sounds painful but it's not. Your a-hole just finished stretching out from watertight to birthing a log, a little water won't bother it.
Some even have a turbo/enema function which can help move some bowels if needed.
Pro tip: spray before going. Residue is less likely to stick to wet skin than dry.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:39 am to CAD703X
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who does this happen to? you got parkinson's or something?
the point was more about how would you clean shite, not that you get shite on your hands wiping yourself.
If you got mud on your Prius, would you go get a dry towel to clean it off, or the hose?
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and i use our bidet occasionally..gets my butthole too wet and then the toliet paper dissolves when i try to dry it off so i end up using more toliet paper so i dont feel like its really doing that much.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:41 am to OnCampusTiger
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Baws, if you accidently got shite on your hand, would you just wipe it off or would you wash your hand?
if i wiped my hand until it bled, i would consider that clean enough
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:41 am to Lesalli
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I'll wait on a poop until I get home. I don't like taking a crap anywhere else.
I definitely feel unclean when I have to go other places now. Toilet paper is really only to dry off at the house.
Hell, on a hot summers day, I find myself contemplating going take a seat just for the fresh cool down
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:47 am to Crow Pie
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Being girl trapped in my house I have saved $1000's in toilet paper alone.
It thought they were meant to be supplemental and that TP was still needed initially.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:48 am to Jon A thon
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I'll wait on a poop until I get home. I don't like taking a crap anywhere else.
I definitely feel unclean when I have to go other places now. Toilet paper is really only to dry off at the house.
Hell, on a hot summers day, I find myself contemplating going take a seat just for the fresh cool down
I like to just sit down and put it on pulse mode
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:49 am to OnCampusTiger
Question - does it require electricity? Would I have to get an electrician involved to get one?
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:51 am to OnCampusTiger
One of the best things that I've ever bought. Wish I had bought one sooner. I go to Taco Bell more often just so I can use it. 
This post was edited on 11/8/21 at 10:55 am
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:52 am to tgrmeat
You can get some that don't require electricity, but if you want one with heat then you'll need an outlet by your toilet.
This post was edited on 11/8/21 at 10:58 am
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:53 am to tgrmeat
They don't need electricity unless you get one that's heated. You don't need a heated one if you live in Louisiana, our water temperature doesn't get cold enough to be a problem.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:54 am to Goat Rider
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You can get some that don't require electricity, but if you want one without electricity then you'll need an outlet by your toilet.
mine just uses water pressure.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:54 am to tgrmeat
quote:If you get a fancy electronic one or one with a heater then yes you might need an electrician depending on your bathroom. But for the entry level ones, no, they just have a manual valve knob and no electricity is required. If you aren't handy you might need a plumber though.
Question - does it require electricity? Would I have to get an electrician involved to get one?
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