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re: Married men- give advice to single men you'd NEVER say in front of your wife

Posted on 9/6/21 at 5:07 am to
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4926 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 5:07 am to
The best advice like that was made into a song.
“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife”
Posted by zeebo
Hammond
Member since Jan 2008
5216 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 5:49 am to
Find someone who cracks you up and that you like to listen to. You talk a lot more than you screw.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5931 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 7:33 am to
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she lays on her back relaxing while you my as well be running around the block.


Lol! Lazy sex becomes more common the longer your married.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42573 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 9:25 am to
Damn. I want to have kids but marriage seems like such a raw deal for so many men.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3273 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 9:33 am to
"Why are you wearing granny panties".....
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57450 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 9:34 am to
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No matter how hard the manual labor or yard work it is that you are doing, the period of time you have abandoned your wife to be alone with the kids is infinitely more difficult on her and so much harder than your backbreaking labor.


Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8068 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 9:39 am to
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Women NEVER admit to being wrong.
About anything.
Ever.
And the louder they protest, the more wrong/guilty they are.


Dang. Y'all need to pick better.

quote:

If she doesn’t do it now, she never will.
If she only does it every once in a while now, she’ll stop doing it altogether in a few years.


24 years in, and this doesn't hold up for me. Once again, pick right the first time.
This post was edited on 9/6/21 at 9:41 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:04 am to
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24 years in, and this doesn't hold up for me. Once again, pick right the first time.



subtle I'm the only pilot in the history of professional aviation that doesn't have multiple marriages brag
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9732 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:08 am to
Learn the art of speed masturbation, you're gonna need it kid. Also, bitches be cray, but kids are awesome
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12558 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:19 am to
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Also, don’t beg for sex. If she doesn’t feel good, be understanding - then don’t ask for sex again until she asks Jody for it. Contrary to what others on here will tell you, she WILL ask Jody for it eventually. She will learn from that that she likes sex with Jody and she won’t be too casual about withholding it from Jody.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22164 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:23 am to
Never, ever put the pussy on a pedestal.

Though I would say that in front of my wife.
This post was edited on 9/6/21 at 10:24 am
Posted by WilsonPickett
St Amant, LA
Member since Oct 2009
1663 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:26 am to
Been married 29yrs to the same woman. It’s been good and the 2 kids are a blessing. She’s not perfect but neither am I. I’m not going anywhere’s and overall marriage and sex life is good. BUT if she leaves or passes away I’m never marrying again. The level of commitment it takes to have to consider someone else in everything that you do on a daily basis is a chore. I’m super-independent and I wanna go and do I have to make sure she doesn’t have anything that conflicts or ensure I don’t hurt her feelings because I wanna go fishing, golfing etc.
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5179 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:45 am to
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No matter how hard the manual labor or yard work it is that you are doing, the period of time you have abandoned your wife to be alone with the kids is infinitely more difficult on her and so much harder than your backbreaking labor.


SPOT ON. To add to this women have no real concept of working for anything. They want everything and are oblivious to what it takes to actually get and maintain everything it is they want. This includes kids. Society has done this, it wasn’t always this way.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:48 am to
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It’s been good
quote:

I’m never marrying again. 


ok Jeff
Posted by LJack00
ET
Member since Jun 2020
37 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:49 am to
All women are Bi. After you're married is when you find out if that's bisexual or bipolar.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3085 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 10:49 am to
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This post was edited on 7/28/22 at 1:07 pm
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12764 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:02 am to
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Whatever your hobbies/passions are, make sure she’s supportive of your pursuing them. Explain to her that these things are paramount to you being a happy, fulfilled person and that you have no intention of giving them up and you will not be “asking permission” to do them. If she can’t accept that, if she intends to make you feel guilty for doing them or getting all pissed every time you want to go, DO NOT MARRY said woman. Make sure you are on the same page with her about this.


Just catching up on this thread and this jumps out.

Wife wasn’t feeling well on Friday. I was working and since she was feeling bad I end up running the daycare and school carpool runs. She tells me later that afternoon that the kids are going to stay with her mom for the night but I’ll need to take them since she’s sick. No problem, but I still don’t know why the in laws can’t make one of the trips. They live 30 minutes away and it would be nice if I didn’t spend an hour on Friday afternoon on a holiday weekend in rush hour to drop them off. But it gave us the night alone so I did.

Saturday we were planning on meeting them at the pool then bring the kids home and I was going to watch football. Wife wakes up still feeling bad so we tell them to go on to the pool and we’ll come pick them up from there. That turns into us going to have dinner with them later and hanging out. I don’t want to hang out with the in laws I want to stay home and watch the big games of the day. Miraculous recovery and my wife is feeling fine to go hang out and drink while I’m staying sober to drive us home. We left at halftime of the Bama Miami game to go over there. I thought we would eat and leave early enough to watch Clemson Georgia. That turns into me being the only sober one there except the kids and trying to get everyone to head home is like herding cats. Our youngest is fading fast and we need to get him home and in bed. I end up being the bad guy for even suggesting we head home soon.

We finally leave sometime in the 2nd quarter and I haven’t been able to really watch much of the game and then I get all of our kids off to bed by myself. Then she’s upset that I don’t want to watch the rest of the game in bed while she plays on her phone and keeps interrupting. No I want a little peace and quiet and watch what turned out to be a great tight game. She makes some comment that I can’t be like this every weekend and I knew better to respond to that. I’ve been hauling kids all over creation to school and to family and have at this point of the day watched exactly one half of a football game and it’s now 8:30. I’m watching the second half of this one, alone, with a drink, on our nice TV. Not the crappy little one in the bedroom with her talking the whole time.
Posted by Flglenn
Member since Aug 2021
25 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:45 am to
My wife and I have been married for 55 years. She is a great women, mother and wife. However, she brought up a minor discussion we had before we were married. Seems it was about my Mom's spaghetti sauce and hers. This happened today.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6558 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:46 am to
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marry your best friend



Im not marrying a dude, thats gay af
Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2474 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 11:50 am to
Make sure she has some money sense.
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