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re: Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID

Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13594 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:00 pm to
1) Put mattress on floor
2) Get nekkid
3) ????
4) Gloat on the internet
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:01 pm to
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That's another one of my fetishes.


What about a horsemeat sandwich after?

Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15525 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:02 pm to
Holy shite this isn't the bee
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13594 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

What about a horsemeat sandwich after?


Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6648 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:07 pm to
I wonder who came up with that brilliant plan?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98754 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:07 pm to
They'll be selling used squares of bed cardboard in vending machines.
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1047 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:36 pm to
My guess whoever designed those is not very familiar with the Tokyo concept of a rabuho. Or they have ownership in one…
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76846 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:53 pm to
My guess is Tokyo wanted to save money on beds and used Covid as an excuse
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:58 pm to
Is this some kind of fricking joke? They’re not going to keep people from fricking, ain’t going to happen.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5897 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:58 pm to
The only thing they should do is take away condoms. These genetic babies could become legendary warriors! The best genes of the human race.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 6:02 am
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40262 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

discourage sex amid COVID-19.


You cannot spread covid if you PIIHB and do not kiss her.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40262 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Yeah I’m sure some cardboard is gonna stop sex



If it does work then every father with a teenage daughter in the world will be replacing his daughter's bed with a cardboard.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38933 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:04 pm to
Tried the horse meat in Japan not terrible
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55567 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

What about a horsemeat sandwich after?

What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8576 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:44 pm to
Put the mattress on the floor. That seems ridiculously stupid, you will not stop people from fricking, especially world class athletes, many of whom are attractive, and have fricked very little during training.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
35069 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:54 pm to
This can’t be real

Can’t be

No one is this stupid
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105566 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:34 am to
Who needs a bed? The Japanese are out of their minds right now.
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10109 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:49 am to
Wow...they are so full of shite. Before the Chinese released the Kung Flu they were already going to have these beds. Now they're just virtue signaling. To keep costs low they went with recyclable furniture that could be cleared out quickly so the owners of the condos could get in quickly (this is a big part of the additional costs due to the year postponement.)

Besides these are Olympic athletes. Do they really think the athletes are only capable of missionary? Like I said, virtue signaling by people that are out of touch with the residents of the Olympic village.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14532 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:50 am to
Somebody was actually paid to come up with this?
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 12:55 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125003 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:10 am to
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Do we tell them that you don't need a bed to have sex?



Poppycock! Next you’ll tell me there’s a position other than missionary with the lights off through the hole in my pajamas.
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