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Naked Florida woman goes on Outback rampage

Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:34 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:34 am
Body isn't bad for 53. Not posting it here.

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Being naked while throwing bottles inside restaurants doesn’t typically end well. So it was that a Central Florida woman was charged with aggravated battery after being found in the buff and erratically throwing bottles of booze inside an Outback and Mojo Grill near Silver Springs, Fla.
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According to the allegations, the woman was topless and banging on tables and windows. She had flipped over some tables and was last seen trying to get into a customer’s car.
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Earlier, a second restaurant — an Outback Steak House on the same road — was the setting for another alleged illegal adventure of sorts. Authorities alleged Kindred arrived naked and acted “crazy” while breaking things in the bar.
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At the health centre, medical staff discovered she had a possible fentanyl patch on her pubic area, but it was later found she didn’t have any narcotics in her system beyond THC
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Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:36 am to
Legit
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
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18528 posts
Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:36 am to
Florida gonna Florida
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:36 am to
"I ordered a bloomin onion but this is ridiculous!"
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:37 am to
Never buy drugs in Florida.
Posted by carhartt
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:38 am to
If that isn’t the Queen of Bat-shite crazy eyes then I don’t know what would be.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:38 am to
In Florida this type of behavior is referred to as “ Happy Hour”.
Posted by texn
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:39 am to
Misleading title of post...she's not naked...she's wearing flip-flops.
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:39 am to
Looks like Courtney Cox
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:39 am to
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In Florida this type of behavior is referred to as “ Happy Hour”.


There is an uncensored video on twatter of the event.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:40 am to
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Looks like Courtney Cox


There is a resemblence
Posted by carhartt
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:41 am to


That looks like the type of crazy that would put a dead horses head in your bed for breaking up with her.
Posted by 50407Tiger
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:42 am to
Ma’am, this is an Outback.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:43 am to
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fentanyl patch on her pubic area


Ok, I have questions:

1) Is this really a thing? fentanyl patch on your hoo-hoo? what kind of Florida shite is that?

2)And more importantly... if it wasn't a patch on her pubic area, what the hell was it? Were her flaps that big?
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:44 am to
Body held up very well for her age. I think I would partake.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:44 am to
I hope she was wearing a mask
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79466 posts
Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:46 am to
Wow she actually has a pretty great non- methy body. She went down HARD from that taser.
Posted by MrCoolBeans
Coolsville
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:47 am to
Nudes on Reddit. Seriously
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:49 am to
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Were her flaps that big?

Possibly, it’s called the Hope Solo.
This post was edited on 6/7/21 at 9:50 am
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16643 posts
Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:55 am to
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he woman was topless and banging on tables

Love the word choice from the writer
This post was edited on 6/7/21 at 10:00 am
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