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re: Anyone have a friend whose wife is a huge b****?

Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:28 pm to
Yep. Friend of mine married an ugly fat bitch off of plenty of fish. Now he's fat, has a bunch of health problems he can't afford and wants universal healthcare like his wife says we should have. I had to change the subject there, or I was about to insult them bringing up their neglect of personal responsibility.
Posted by MiamiRelative
Member since May 2021
156 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:28 pm to
Probably should just mind your own business.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39208 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:30 pm to
I don’t have friends who have unattractive wives.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:32 pm to
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Hey, do you want to meet up for a drink at the swanky East Bay bar that is expensive and that you visit often?
ill be watching 6ers/Wiz, Jazz/Grizz tomorrow afternoon at the Forth Bore and Tap Room.... they have a couple Cal and St Mary’s cocktail waitresses that may actually look better than anything in the quad
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47618 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:36 pm to
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I’m guessing it’s pretty common. Friend of mine has been married for about 5 years (I’ve known them for 2) and his wife is just the worst.

Always telling him what he can and can’t do, making snarky comments in front of his friends. Just a shrew in general. And she’s not even remotely attractive. Everytime I’m at their house she’s bitching about something or talking shite about someone.

I’ve told him he needs to stand up to her but he’s a nice guy and just takes it.

Now that I typed it out, I think my buddy needs to get his balls back.


It's crazy how common this is.

Speaking from experience I can admit I married one. My first wife was an absolute count.

Looking back 22 years later I laugh but still wonder how the hell I thought it'd be a good idea to marry her.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:36 pm to
Anyone worried that they, themselves, are that friend?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66307 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:36 pm to
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Anyone have a friend whose wife is a huge b****?
Bongo?

Naw main, but I shot one in my pajamas…

Posted by reauxl tigers
Tiger Woods Fan
Member since Aug 2014
8069 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:37 pm to
yea my wife is the bitch tho
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47618 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:38 pm to
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My two best friends’ wives hate me. I used to try and get their husbands to go out partying all the time. I was a bit of an alcoholic and rambler:

Somehow they came to resent me. They got married when they were 25 and 27. That was prime professional partying time.

I got married at 32.



Don't think you got it good. They'll be divorced or their kids grown by the time your kid is 8. Your wife is going to frickING HATE your friends in your 40s.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 10:41 pm
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27570 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:38 pm to
Bitches will be bitches
This post was edited on 5/29/21 at 7:01 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5669 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:39 pm to
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Sometimes good dudes fall in love with straight bitches.


Sometimes women fake it until marriage then show who they really are.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10677 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:44 pm to
I don’t drink anymore and don’t really see them regularly. We were best friends for a period of time in our lives. I’m content with that.
Posted by BigBobbyStorey
New Lodge, Belfast
Member since May 2021
1058 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:47 pm to
my best pal just divorced his wife. She is the worst human I've ever met. Drugs, alcohol, child endangerment. She also started fights with every single family member and friend of his as well. The most toxic person I've met. Like Tony Soprano's mom.
Posted by Tigerbiscuits
Mid-City
Member since Nov 2011
991 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:49 pm to
One of my best friend's wife was a huge bitch and controlling. He was very outgoing and she hated it, which was strange because that was what everyone loved about him. I was a little too outspoken about it and made things difficult for a while Saving grace that she's very attractive. I can't imagine putting up with that for a mediocre broad.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47618 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:58 pm to
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I don’t drink anymore and don’t really see them regularly. We were best friends for a period of time in our lives. I’m content with that.




You ever feel remorse for the adverse effect your selfish behavior might have had on their marriages?

Or do you blame your former "best friends" for being weak, cliche, and stupid for marrying so young?


This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 11:00 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66307 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 10:59 pm to
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Saving grace that she's very attractive.
Odd, her pics aren’t loading…
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:01 pm to
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I realize the gay jokes are your go-to but this one doesn’t even make sense. Quite the leap you made. Take a lap

You’re right, SuperSaint should be the last person to make fun of anyone on this site, consistently lying about being a “tech bro” when in actuality he makes cold calls for a living, spent time in prison, can’t vote or legally or own a firearm, and the list goes on and on and on.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63577 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:04 pm to
Not that I can think of. Most of my friends' wives are cooler than them.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4732 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:06 pm to
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ill be watching 6ers/Wiz, Jazz/Grizz tomorrow afternoon at the Forth Bore and Tap Room.... they have a couple Cal and St Mary’s cocktail waitresses that may actually look better than anything in the quad


I love that place. Ill see you tomorrow.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:16 pm to
Can I be my own friend?
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