re: Things Every Man Should Know

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Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your face.

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This guy is obviously white

A virgin don't never drive a z-28
Never bet the ranch on your prostate
If it's got an adams apple its probley a man
Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand
She didn't accidently get good in bed
You can't join a church if your already dead
A work uniform ain't totally nude
Brim and bass ain't seafood
When theres guns in the house one better be yours
Don't be naked next to any fishin' lures
If theres girl scout cookies she's a little too young
If you say I do... be the ugly one
Don't ever let a bald man borry your comb
Never play strip poker in a nursin' home
Don't blame your pall bearers cuz they don't show
If your buried in the middle of the super bowl
Let people borry money they'll leave you alone
Never fry bacon without a shirt on
Never spray water on a hornets nest
A woman rarely aces the drivers test
The sign probly don't really mean massage
Never threaten anybody in camoflauge
Say you love her til she lays down the butcher knife
Never put the move on the bosses wife
She's messin' round on ya if yer briefs don't fit
Never trust a hitch-hiker to babysit
Cosmo's never in a happy home
You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone
A politician ain't got an HMO
Washin' her hair means she don't wanna go
Don't ridicule a biker bout' his tatoo
You been married nine times... hell maybe its you
Doom ain't the same as donkey kong
If he's wearing high heels you mighta raised him wrong
The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates
Don't rent a room from a man named Bates
A tank tops never on a billionaire
Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there
How many get to heaven noone knows
But hell will be asses and elbows

Yes most vehicles are not standard/stick shift anymore but men should still know how to drive one. Even if it’s just for driving an old tractor or a nice sports car.

Backing up a trailer
Driving a boat
How to cast something besides a reel with a button on it

the first trick is to loosen the lug nuts before you jack up the car.

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you're not a man because, among other things, you can't drive a standard

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a-hole.

That’s like saying you’re not a man if you don’t know how to replace a dishwasher or garage door opener. Or insert any other thing that’s not commonly done or needed these days.

Technically, I know the mechanics involved, just haven't done it in years or had the practice to do it smoothly or safely. I’m pretty sure if I tried it now I could but it’d be a grind fest at first.

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a-hole.

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was a joke Francis, lighten up

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Where N,S,E,W is located at all times.

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This and starting a fire with with out ingition or a form of petro.

I was surprised when I first joined the Army to find out that a lot of guys didn’t know how to wash clothes or iron.

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Is this still a thing? Never had a standard but I’ll beat the dogshit out of anyone that says a word to me about not being a man over it. Bet on that.

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Nobody said you have to own one. But it's a damn good idea to learn how to drive one. It's one of those "rather have and not need" skills....