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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short

Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:05 pm to
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33235 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:05 pm to
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I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure


Tell her "Bend over in them shorts so I can pikachu."
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2269 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:07 pm to
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That poor boy


That’s her son? In the picture it looks like a girl with short hair. No wonder he’s crying.

Eta: Never mind the article says daughter.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 11:10 pm
Posted by TigerGM
Member since Nov 2014
1025 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:24 pm to
Wait wait wait.... so did I read this right. Mom is autistic. Can you legally frick an autist. She’s hot for retarded.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12120 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:32 pm to
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I committed no crime and proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,


She may rank high on the trashy scale, but I still say ol’ boy out kicked his coverage…

Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20130 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:42 pm to
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“I committed no crime and proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’


Something only someone with Borderline Personality Disorder would say, as she was getting kicked out of a family entertainment venue for having her arse cheeks hanging out, while with her emotionally abused daughter.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:02 am to
Pitiful. This country sucks arse.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17198 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:30 am to
I don’t find the shorts to be too bad. Im sure they have some obscure thing in their ticket agreement.

If I had to change my outfit for my kid to enjoy the amusement park, I’d probably just do it even if I did not agree.
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 12:30 am
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:32 am to
He’s got the best drugs
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15834 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:51 am to
I’m so confused with this autistic shite.

So on a scale of her and Elon Musk where does the line start?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20543 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:53 am to
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big Ole cornbread eating bitches


WOAT
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15040 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:01 am to
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RACISM! Racist black officer harassing an innocent White woman.




This is probably exactly what it boils down to. The black guy saw a chance to harass a White person and ran with it. Those are some short shorts but they didn't reveal any private parts. A racist assault on a White person committed by a black person, simple as that
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 5:11 am
Posted by GeauxWrek
Somewhere b/w Houston and BR
Member since Sep 2010
4294 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:33 am to
Damn, click here expecting to see a whale with major Dunlap disease, but instead I am pleasantly surprised. Too bad they don't shame the 50 other mouth breathers walking around in way too tight clothes as well.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15602 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:34 am to
She’s got a tick tock. She knows a dick isn’t square I can tell you that.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67497 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:41 am to
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I was terrified

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:42 am to
For a board obsessed with trashiness, there sure is a ton of support for the trashiest thing I’ve seen here in a while.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43663 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:58 am to
Mom was breaking all the rules
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40081 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:04 am to
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For a board obsessed with trashiness, there sure is a ton of support for the trashiest thing I’ve seen here in a while.


Clearly you have not read this thread yet,

Trashy
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62879 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:16 am to
One of the few that look potentially better with a mask on than without
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:28 am to
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Had the races been reversed your sorry arse would have went straight for the race card.

Stupid? Yes, one of us voted for Biden. A level of stupidity that is off the charts.




Wrong and wrong. You are correct, your stupid level is off the charts.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7856 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:31 am to
They're not only hunting us in the streets but now they're hunting us in water parks.
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