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DemonKA3268
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Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
Not seeing the problem with her shorts.
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A Colorado mom says she nearly got arrested at a Six Flags amusement park — when a security guard claimed her shorts were too skimpy.
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“I was terrified I was about to go to jail over a pair of shorts,’’
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“I committed no crime and proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said. “She followed me yelling and calling for backup.
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Oates Mustache
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
That's LSU Coyote's gal


TheeRealCarolina
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
They are tiny, but I’ve seen teens and early 20 somethings wear shorts to target that clearly have the bottom of their buttcheeks out of and it’s not because they are big Ole cornbread eating bitches either


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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
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I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said

Lol


fr33manator
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure


tiggerthetooth
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
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as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’



Self-diagnosed autism doesn't work bitch.

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Then your incompetent manager showed up and began body shaming me. I was told I needed to go buy new shorts which I am not obligated to purchase anything I don’t want to.



By her standards anyone that objects to nudity is "body shaming".

Why are there so many people like this in our society?
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
I'd like a pikachu


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JetsetNuggs
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
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I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure


Aye oh!


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LegendInMyMind
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
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That's LSU Coyote's gal

Too much ass. Even when sitting.


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Booyow
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No (pics of) buttocks no care


ehidal1
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Poor kid looks mortified


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Sun God
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Those are some next level shitty tats



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SG_Geaux
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
Lol her name is Bailey Breedlove?


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MattA
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
Not a fan of that leg tat, but mamma-san ain’t looking too shabby.


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PhifeDogg
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
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I am autistic
I bet she used that talent to draw her own tats.


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Old Money
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Damn!


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OWLFAN86
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re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
CLEARLY, we need to see more evidence

Bailey Breedlove...we all know where this is headed




Bigfishchoupique
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They should make her wear long shorts for having that ugly arse tattoo on those pretty legs.



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teke184
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Pikachu’s spots should have moved inside a few inches.


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