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Taint size is directly related to male fertility and gayness

Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:24 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60179 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:24 pm
Old study I heard about on a Rogan clip LINK

This study was replicated in animals and shown in humans as well.

This study proved that plastics entering our body via foods/drinks increase certain chemicals like phthalates which, when at a certain level in mothers, leads to male deformation of the taint and much lower fertility and lower testosterone.

Male taints smaller than 2 inches are 7 times more likely to be infertile than taints 2 inches or larger.

TLDR; plastics are making men infertile and more feminine over time. CHECK YOUR TAINTS.
This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 3:27 pm
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10759 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:25 pm to
Why don't you come over here and check mine for me, sissy?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56544 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:26 pm to
brb getting my tailor's tape

2.75", I'm gonna have to stop busting guts
This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4913 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

taints 2 inches are larger.
True.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85397 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:28 pm to
Every time my wife got off birth control, I got her pregnant within the first month

My taint is long and strong.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78293 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:28 pm to
Where does a taint scientifically start and stop?

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76554 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

HempHead
brb


2 watauga county deputies have been shot
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:29 pm to
Yo mama sez I’m good and not shooting blanks
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5180 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:29 pm to
My taint produced twins so I guess I’m in the clear despite drinking out of plastic bottles all day long.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72908 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:30 pm to
Taint an issue here?

Naw brah.

Erry time I wanted to make a baby, I made a baby.

Good uns too.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60179 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Where does a taint scientifically start and stop?

Ball-sack to butthole
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38977 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

CHECK YOUR TAINTS.


My Taint is fine, thank you very much.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29297 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:34 pm to
I've never measured my taint, but I know I knocked my wife up on the first try both times we tried. I guess I have a massive taint.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56294 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:35 pm to
We know, we had this discussion a few days ago.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:35 pm to

What leads to the little penis clits on some of these women? That's the study I want to read.
Posted by BatonScrewedTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
198 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:35 pm to
3.50” here gents. About to fertilize everyone’s daughters.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11938 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:36 pm to
Can you add the length of the taint to the overall length of the penis? Asking for a friend
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40320 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Every time my wife got off birth control, I got her pregnant within the first month

My taint is long and strong.


Same. We wanted to have our kid early/mid fall so started trying in earnest in early November expecting it to take a couple months.

I think she got pregnant on our first try.
Posted by TheFritz
Member since Oct 2017
300 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:37 pm to
I heard if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
9065 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:39 pm to
It's not the length, it's the roundth that matters.
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