Do you have more people than toilets in your house?

I would venture to say that the vast majority of families have more people than toilets in their household

Depends on how many women you have in your house. I have 5 toilets and 4 people, but not enough toilets. WTF. Somehow they always want the only one I'm on. Other than the wife(no pics), the others are 11 and 4.

I had to shite in the backyard one time when I was living with my dad in a place with 1 toilet and we both had diarrhea

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We are one short on toilets.

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Looks like you're shitting in the yard, baw. Good news, though....not many snakes are out in the winter.

4 people/3 toilets right now but we've been 3 and 3 for 6 years. It's been an adjustment.

5 and 5. Had to add one outdoors to get there, but we've got one apiece. 2 are upstairs, and I've had the 2 downstairs in use at once and had to make the decision whether to trek up the stairs or head outside. Of course, if I'm outside, there's usually no need for a toilet--as a guy living in the country.

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4 people/3 toilets right now but we've been 3 and 3 for 6 years. It's been an adjustment.

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Tell your mother in law to start digging holes

I never thought it was a problem until my kids started squatting in the bathrooms like those fricking chodes at offices that hangout around other people's shite playing on their phone for an hour.

Now I'm considering a lock on the bathroom closest to my office.

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I don't count the upstairs toilets because I'm not walking up the goddamn stairs in my own house to pee sitting down. I'm a man.

No. We have more toilets than people.

Two people in our house, three bathrooms.