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Why do I feel gay when wearing boots?

Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:24 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56166 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:24 pm
To work, np

But outside work, gay
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39831 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:24 pm to
Because you have a penis in your mouth?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15289 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:24 pm to
Because you're gay

/thread
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48905 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:24 pm to
Because your boyfriend bought them for you.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24413 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:24 pm to
Well, are you an A&M fan?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:25 pm to
cause you're gay
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2349 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:25 pm to
It's not the boots princess
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18288 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2465 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:27 pm to
If there not square toe then you sir are gay
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:27 pm to
because they remind you of "sweater weather" and everything pumpkin spice?

Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:28 pm to
because you are not not ghay
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15672 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:33 pm to
I guess you would...


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50362 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:33 pm to
Because you crave cock?
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4054 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27992 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:42 pm to
Because they're women's black pleather knee highs.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54714 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:46 pm to
you're gay
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7200 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:47 pm to
Because the extended leather top of the boot reminds you of the foreskin of your euro sheather boyfriend?
Posted by Dat Boi Bruce
15th Judicial District
Member since Mar 2020
644 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 4:00 pm to
Do they match your purse?
Posted by dontpeeinthepool
Member since May 2020
52 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 4:02 pm to
I dont understand, When I put my boots on, one foot at a time, I feel empowered. Not in "that" way either.
I feel like I can get some work done.
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 4:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/18/21 at 8:08 pm
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