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re: SC Woman Killed by Alligator while doing Homeowners Nail

Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8799 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Somewhere, Darwin is smiling.


Someone should find her high school yearbook and see what she was voted most likely to.......
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43059 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:36 pm to
It sort it sounds like this woman wanted to die.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11490 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:37 pm to
I laughed out loud at that story. Good grief.

"I guess I won't do that again"

Yep, you won't.
Posted by AndyDupre
Member since Apr 2020
13 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16603 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

I laughed out loud at that story. Good grief. "I guess I won't do that again"


I thought it was satire when I saw that in the OP, I had to read the article to make sure that was real
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11372 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Obituary

"passed away unexpectedly"
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35023 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:40 pm to
Now they will probably put down the gator

Not his fault that a tasty treat came right up to it’s nose so willingly
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36795 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:40 pm to
It’ll be a covid death.

Sorry for her families loss either way.
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 4:41 pm
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11372 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:41 pm to
They had to kill it to recover the body.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66592 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:42 pm to
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Covert


not so much i guess?
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15368 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:42 pm to
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I'd bet the farm she's a Yankee. Natives know better.

I don’t think you have to be a southerner to know not to pet a fricking alligator lmao. I think this lady was drunk, retarded or had a death wish.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40304 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:42 pm to
I was hoping this was a Babylon Bee Article
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10293 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:44 pm to
Alligators do tend to be ornery due to their Medulla Oblongata, but even so, either that woman was a ruhtard and got Darwinned or the couple killed her and fed her to the gators.
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 4:45 pm
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:44 pm to
Reality is a bitch. It don't give a frick what you think. It will chew you up and shite you out.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13694 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:49 pm to
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"passed away unexpectedly"


Usually code for drug OD or suicide. Otherwise, it is “unexpectedly due to a car crash” or something.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

"passed away unexpectedly"

Probably not that unexpected for anyone who knew this dumbass.

Apparently we need more alligators in the world.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29340 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:52 pm to
At least when animals are eaten by gators, they either don't know any better or are victims of nature. People getting eaten by gators, are just beyond stupid.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:54 pm to
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Reality is a bitch. It don't give a frick what you think. It will chew you up and shite you out.



Reality is an odd name for an alligator.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59646 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:54 pm to
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Is it bad that I wish there were a video of this?

Especially with audio.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10646 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Homeowners Nail
Can I get a definition for this term? Google search gives me nothing.
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