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re: SC Woman Killed by Alligator while doing Homeowners Nail

Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25239 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

I don’t think you have to be a southerner to know not to pet a fricking alligator lmao. I think this lady was drunk, retarded or had a death wish.

Yeah, we all had the discovery channel growing up, not to mention Steve Irwin
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 5:03 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53884 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Can I get a definition for this term? Google search gives me nothing.


I was thinking the same, just didn’t wanna mess with him about it. Pretty sure he left off a pretty important “s” at the end. Otherwise, the client must’ve lost her other nine digits to the same gator.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

According to the report, Covert said, "I don't look like a deer," and reached to touch the animal when it attacked.


Apparently, to the alligator, there is at least a passing resemblance.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101927 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:18 pm to
I have a hard time believing anyone would be dumb enough to go into a pond to pet a gator... but then I remember that people like Peej exist.

Or maybe she was pushed into the pond.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:19 pm to
you have alligators in South carolina ?
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7340 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:20 pm to
She was a true hero.
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13274 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:44 pm to
Might be the dumbest thing I have read lately . How stupid could someone possibly be ?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9941 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

dumbass killed by alligator while trying to pet it 

quote:

don't look like a deer," and reached to touch the animal when it attacked.




And these muthafrickers are allowed to vote.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15341 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:55 pm to
More stupid from the kill list...

US Alligator Kill List LINK

quote:

Woodward suffered severe trauma to a limb and was drowned by an alligator that attacked him at a marina in Orange County, Texas. Warning signs had been posted after the alligator had been spotted in the water, but Woodward ignored the signs and his friends' pleas not to swim; he reportedly taunted the alligator before jumping in
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

And these muthafrickers are allowed to vote.

Make
America
Gator
Again


Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5894 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by phunkatron
Member since Jun 2019
1444 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 6:41 pm to
The big question here is how did this idiot manage to survive 58 years
Posted by lammo
RIP LAMMO
Member since Aug 2005
9358 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 6:44 pm to
Article said she brought wine to the visit and drank it throughout.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80318 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 6:48 pm to
I just Kept laughing as the story got more and more ridiculous
This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 6:51 pm
Posted by LSU Tigerhead
Metairie
Member since Nov 2007
4961 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 7:14 pm to
Amazing that she survived for 58 years being that incredibly stupid.
Posted by Tigerhead
Member since Aug 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Might be the dumbest thing I have read lately . How stupid could someone possibly be ?


I actually hope they determine it was suicide by alligator. I don't want to believe someone can be that stupid.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

"I don't look like a deer,"


That’s not how alligators work
Posted by Long Dong Silvers
Member since Mar 2019
51 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:18 pm to


I bet she squalored like a stuck pig.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 8:22 pm to
when i took a swamp tour the tour guide , who be cajun, actually got a 8 foot bull gator to come to the boat and turn belly up.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3486 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

“The friend Covert was staying with said she didn't seem herself Friday and walked towards the alligator, which lunged and grabbed her in its mouth when she was about 4 feet (1.2 meters) away, deputies said.”


See, there’s a practical side to that social distancing after all.
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