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Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:06 am to BoogaBear
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It's an electric reclining couch. It apparently had enough torque.
Well this sounds like a whole new level of white trash.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:13 am to tgrbaitn08
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What do you expect the vet to do? Incinerate the dog? Mount it? CPR?
If i were a vet and some dude showed up with a frozen dead dog I’d be like wtf.
I bet the vet would still stick a q-tip up it’s butt. It’s like they get off on that shite.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:04 am to BoogaBear
Terrible. Sounds like the kids are to blame, so a paddling is in order.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:23 am to BoogaBear
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So our 13 year old Yorkie,
Want ours? She's a pain in the arse.
How did they not hear her cry when she was being crushed?
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:38 am to BoogaBear
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I bagged her up and put her in the freezer, will bring to the vet in the am.
You may have had a bad night, but you're going to have a really bad morning when someone opens freezer before you do.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:47 am to BoogaBear
Sounds horrible dude. We have three little chihuahuas and electric recliners(classy as frick by the way, don't listen to the other guys) and I'm deathly afraid this is going to happen to one of them one night. I love those little shites and would feel horrible if that happened.
Cheers Pup!
Cheers Pup!
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:53 am to TigerstuckinMS
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How many times and how hard do you think those kids had to try to close that couch?
My wife did this with my cell phone. She was trying to close the rear hatch on the suv but my phone was blocking the latch. She got it closed after a few slams probably just like OPs kids.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:12 am to BoogaBear
Use this as a teaching moment. Find something the kids have lied about, and somehow say that your dog dies when you lie. Then your kids will think twice about lying in the future.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:52 am to Tempratt
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How did they not hear her cry when she was being crushed
They are 5 and 3. They are fricking loud.
Update: freezer to vet plan worked and the kids didn't notice this morning. I'm sure they will this afternoon since the she was always barking and it's the oldest job to feed the dogs.
She was an annoying little shite and was on the way out anyway, just got diagnosed with kidney issues. Definitely not the way we wanted her to go though.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:53 am to WhiskeyThrottle
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Find something the kids have lied about, and somehow say that your dog dies when you lie. Then your kids will think twice about lying in the future
parents are retarded. no wonder society is so screwed up. Just tell them the dog died and leave it at that
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:57 am to BoogaBear
ouch... good luck with that...
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:59 am to tiganation337
It has been a while that I have laughed this much, O-T thanks~
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:02 am to BoogaBear
Very reminiscent of when Christopher on the Sopranos nodded out on heroin and sat on his girlfriend's dog. I just watched that episode like a week ago.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:25 am to BoogaBear
Just tell the kids you found it dead of natural causes. No reason to give the details. Dogs die all the time.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:31 am to tkeefer
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It's an electric reclining couch. It apparently had enough York.
I laughed way too hard at this.
OP, sorry for your loss.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:32 am to BoogaBear
Put a little cross in the back yard.
Bury the dog in the trash bin.
Bury the dog in the trash bin.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:33 am to BoogaBear
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Update: freezer to vet plan worked
Did the vet confirm the dog was dead? Now what?
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:43 am to tgrbaitn08
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Did the vet confirm the dog was dead? Now what?
Ya'll dense? Bring dead dog to the vet, they cremate the dog, they mail you a little care package with the dogs paw print and such.
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