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On today's episode of that's f'ed up
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:54 pm
So our 13 year old Yorkie, who has never gotten under the couch, managed to get under the reclining couch while the kids were on it watched TV. Wife and I were in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Well kids close couch, can't find dog, dog has been basically hung under the couch. Dead as hell. My 32 week pregnant wife finds her.
This is a whole gaggle of WTF. Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm, calm down a hormonal preggo, figure out what to tell the kids, clean the couch, then figure out how to sit on said guillotine couch and enjoy tv.
Well kids close couch, can't find dog, dog has been basically hung under the couch. Dead as hell. My 32 week pregnant wife finds her.
This is a whole gaggle of WTF. Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm, calm down a hormonal preggo, figure out what to tell the kids, clean the couch, then figure out how to sit on said guillotine couch and enjoy tv.
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Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:55 pm to BoogaBear
In this mother.
Yes, that's fricked up. We're here to help.
Yes, that's fricked up. We're here to help.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:55 pm to BoogaBear
Dog ran away
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:56 pm to BoogaBear
Dang, that sucks
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:56 pm to BoogaBear
Handle the kids and wife tonight and bury the dog ASAP.
Prayers sent.
Prayers sent.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:57 pm to dkreller
quote:
Dog ran away
And stole the GD couch...
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 1:05 am
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:57 pm to BoogaBear
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:57 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
Well kids close couch, can't find dog, dog has been basically hung under the couch
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:57 pm to BoogaBear
That's just fricked up.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:57 pm to BoogaBear
quote:Pics of her four months ago and a year ago.
My 32 week pregnant wife finds her.
Subtle “I had sex in 2019” snuck-in brag noted.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:57 pm to TigerstuckinMS
How many times and how hard do you think those kids had to try to close that couch?
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:58 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm,
First you make a roux
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:58 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
On today's episode of that's my trailer park
Fify
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:59 pm to BoogaBear
Get the wife under control and tell the kids the dog died peacefully in its sleep and you buried it before they woke up
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:59 pm to TigerstuckinMS
It's an electric reclining couch. It apparently had enough torque.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:00 pm to BoogaBear
Blame it on your neighbor's pit bull
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:01 pm to BoogaBear
quote:by posting on TD.
Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm,
quote:
Dead as hell.
quote:
and enjoy tv
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:01 pm to BoogaBear
File a lawsuit against the couch manufacturer
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