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How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:08 pm
Asking for a very shy friend. He says it feels like he’s getting stabbed in the a-hole w a little knife.
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Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:10 pm to Chad504boy
36 and dont think I ever had one. But I eat enough fiber to not be forcing out poops. And I dont put stuff in my butt
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:10 pm to Chad504boy
Tell your friend Farquaad to ask his boyfriend
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:12 pm to Chad504boy
Start taking Metamucil now baw
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:13 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:14 pm to Chad504boy
Stay off the asphalt
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:15 pm to Chad504boy
Late 40s. Feels like trying to pass a stool with a piece of glass sticking out of it.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:15 pm to Chad504boy
You been sticking things up there, gaybaw?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:16 pm to Chad504boy
I got it 5 years ago. I’m 40 now. It’s getting much worse. I think I would need a surgery to cut that shot off soon
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:18 pm to Chad504boy
Thirties probably. Occupational hazard of #GAINZ
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:21 pm to Chad504boy
I used to use Vaseline to keep it lubricated.
Recently wife started using nipple cream because newborn causing her nipple pain.
I tried nipple cream on it and it’s magical. Works better than any Hemorrhoid medication
Recently wife started using nipple cream because newborn causing her nipple pain.
I tried nipple cream on it and it’s magical. Works better than any Hemorrhoid medication
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:32 pm to Chad504boy
Never.
I use fiber supplements. For the life of me I don't know why everyone doesn't use them. Bowel movements are effortless.
I use fiber supplements. For the life of me I don't know why everyone doesn't use them. Bowel movements are effortless.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:33 pm to Chad504boy
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Did you know that every nerve in your body connects at your a-hole?
Laugh, sneeze, cough, hiccup, or burp. They all hurt.
Did you know that every nerve in your body connects at your a-hole?
Laugh, sneeze, cough, hiccup, or burp. They all hurt.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:35 pm to Chad504boy
Put some ice cubes up your butt for relief.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:35 pm to Chad504boy
Never had a hemorroid and I'm down for the butt stuff.
You must be like Elton John gay.
You must be like Elton John gay.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:39 pm to Chad504boy
Remember...under NO circumstances should you.... stick frozen potatoes up your butt...
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:40 pm to Chad504boy
Never. Eat some bran.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:42 pm to Chad504boy
I was in my early 30's. On vacation and eating like crap and was on a tight site seeing schedule. Tried to force a loaf and had a blow out of a roid. I couldn't sit and was in some serious pain. About two years ago I had a real bad bout..came real close to going to the doc..
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:43 pm to Chad504boy
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How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
30, and coincidentally right after I got married.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:46 pm to Chad504boy
The Iranian cleric says if you just rubs some essential oils on your bumhole it will cure all kinds of ailments from hemorrhoids to coronavirus.
I'm sure he got that reading some stay-at-home mom's Facebook group.
I'm sure he got that reading some stay-at-home mom's Facebook group.
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