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Okay, guys...no sticking frozen potatoes up your butt..

Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:19 pm
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:19 pm
Seriously, WTF are you people thinking?

quote:

This comes as an increasing number of hemorrhoid sufferers have reportedly taken to the internet to seek alternative solutions to their problem instead of consulting doctors.

Now, it has emerged that an altogether unusual solution is being touted online: that inserting frozen potatoes into your anus for 30 minutes is the answer.


Doctors are warning people not to put frozen potatoes in their anus

If you have to be told, "don't stick frozen potatoes up your arse..."







Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:20 pm to
What I do in my home on a Tuesday night is none of your damn business.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

What I do in my home on a Tuesday night is none of your damn business.


....slowly backing out of the thread...
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3993 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:22 pm to
I mean frozen fingerlings might be kinda soothing
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25314 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:22 pm to
Need more info..dies this mean no Sweet potatoes, golden, russett etc. Are the little red ones for crawfish boils not appropriate? What about yams?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29165 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:23 pm to
shite I’m taking mine out right now thanks OP
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:27 pm to
Sounds like someone got caught putting potatoes up their butt, and then used hemorrhoids as an excuse. Now it's snowballed into this big lie.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17156 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:28 pm to
Oh Hell naw, I do NOT wanna Supersize that!



Economic Times Weekly now reporting sales of McD's fries have fallen 99%...the other 1% only sold in Hollywierd and parts of NOLA French Quarter.

Nuh uh, no film @11 this time!
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5600 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

Oh Hell naw, I do NOT wanna Supersize that!



Economic Times Weekly now reporting sales of McD's fries have fallen 99%...the other 1% only sold in Hollywierd and parts of NOLA French Quarter.

Nuh uh, no film @11 this time!



Pass it man. You smoked way too much
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119120 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:32 pm to
A Tennessee fan talking about butt chugging?
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25444 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:32 pm to
Can you substitute sweet potatoes as a healthier alternative?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:40 pm to
Can you use curly fries? Asking for a friend.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:42 pm to
Just use lube and everything will work itself out.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7411 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:43 pm to
Asking for a friend, do you stick it peeled and whole or unpeeled and whole, or do you slice it into sticks, freeze them and, the shove it in your arse?

Wouldn’t a frozen hash brown or frozen French fries do the same?
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24261 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

inserting frozen potatoes into your anus for 30 minutes

Got to hand to those Idaho tater growers. That's a slick advertising scheme they came up with.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

"don't stick frozen potatoes up your arse..."
or just potatoes of any type
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27934 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:48 pm to
Crinkle cut.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90583 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Okay, guys...no sticking frozen potatoes up your butt.



You didn’t say anything about thawed out potatoes though
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124145 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:49 pm to
If you use curly fries you can look like a little piggy
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