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Has a greater speech ever been written and acted?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:07 pm to bayoubengals88
"As you all know, tonight Colonel Blake will resume his command after a week in Tokyo.
Now, unless I made a few remarks about my recent stint as your temporary supreme commander, I would be derelict in my officiousness.
I think you'll all agree that by trying to introduce more discipline, more order, I have hopefully made this a more enjoyable war for all of us.
Leadership is a lonely business.
Your Napoleons, your Kaisers, your Attilas the Hun were all alone there in the front office, as I have been this week.
I have thought of you, and I know you have thought of me. But some of the notes in the suggestion box were really below the belt.
I mean, why drag my mother into this?"
Now, unless I made a few remarks about my recent stint as your temporary supreme commander, I would be derelict in my officiousness.
I think you'll all agree that by trying to introduce more discipline, more order, I have hopefully made this a more enjoyable war for all of us.
Leadership is a lonely business.
Your Napoleons, your Kaisers, your Attilas the Hun were all alone there in the front office, as I have been this week.
I have thought of you, and I know you have thought of me. But some of the notes in the suggestion box were really below the belt.
I mean, why drag my mother into this?"
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:10 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:11 pm to bayoubengals88
That does not appear to be President Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day. That's the one true GOAT.
If they'd had an option to enlist for the military in the theaters after that speech, we'd have at least 50-75 million more people enlisted.
Edit: dammit, got beaten to it by like 15 seconds. Well played.
If they'd had an option to enlist for the military in the theaters after that speech, we'd have at least 50-75 million more people enlisted.
Edit: dammit, got beaten to it by like 15 seconds. Well played.
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:20 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:27 pm to bayoubengals88
Ellen Burstyn in Requiem for a Dream
Probably the most emotionally impactful and real feeling monologue I’ve ever seen
Probably the most emotionally impactful and real feeling monologue I’ve ever seen
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:38 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:42 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:54 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:59 pm to bayoubengals88
Not exactly a motivational speech, but this is still the best monologue in movie history:
Quint’s U.S.S. Indianapolis speech
Quint’s U.S.S. Indianapolis speech
Posted on 1/10/20 at 2:14 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 2:17 pm to bayoubengals88
Rocky's speech that ended the Cold War
Posted on 1/10/20 at 2:18 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 2:58 pm to bayoubengals88
That POS Baldwin's speech in Glengarry Glenn Ross.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:02 pm to bayoubengals88
DP
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:03 pm to bayoubengals88
Olivier's Richard III
LINK
It actually combines two of Richard's monologues, one from King Henry VI.
LINK
It actually combines two of Richard's monologues, one from King Henry VI.
quote:
Why, I can smile, and murder whiles I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall;
I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk;
I'll play the orator as well as Nestor,
Deceive more slily than Ulysses could,
And, like a Sinon, take another Troy.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
Tut, were it farther off, I'll pluck it down
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:11 pm to bayoubengals88
Steiner Math
"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"
"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:17 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:24 pm to bayoubengals88
Posted on 1/11/20 at 2:22 am to bayoubengals88
Bull Durham -- I Believe
This post was edited on 1/11/20 at 2:24 am
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