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re: What’s the oldest person you know for a fact is a virgin?

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Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:44 am to
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Convinced she’s actually a closeted lesbian and that I married her true love.

hit her up for a threesome
win-win
Posted by bamaphan13
Member since Jan 2011
1003 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:45 am to
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A dude at my high school got outed for having a micro penis


Ouch.

Hopefully god blessed him with a Gene Simmons tongue and skills.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:47 am to
My uncle is 58 and still one. He is married to my aunt and they have a child. He supposedly has no interest.

I have no clue how to spell it, but they did invitro or whatever to have the kid.

Dude was a vey successful attorney. He is one of the smartest and coolest guys I’ve met.
Posted by CoachMoorGut
Member since Sep 2018
725 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 8:02 am to
My physics teacher in high school. I think he's in his 60's now. He was engaged in his late twenties but his fiance was murdered and he just never got over it.

Was a great teacher, great guy. Pity him every once in a while.
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 8:04 am to
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What’s the oldest person you know for a fact is a virgin?



Posted by NikolaiJakov
Moscow
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 8:07 am to
I've been married almost 20 years, and I'm afraid my virginity is growing back.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35120 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 8:30 am to
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My uncle is 58 and still one. He is married to my aunt and they have a child. He supposedly has no interest.
is that what they tell you
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 8:38 am to
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You, OweO/DavidtheGnome alter


You can say whatever you want about me... But don't associate me with DavidtheGnome.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:07 am to
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I'm not saying this is the case with your aunt, but I know a nun that is most definitely not a virgin. In her past life, I saw her getting railed by a dude behind a bar



Well, she was a weird church girl in high school and joined the church as an 18 year old the day after she graduated.

And trust me, if you knew my aunt, you'd know she was a virgin until her last day
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:28 am to
My Mom
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:33 am to
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Well, she was a weird church girl in high school and joined the church as an 18 year old the day after she graduated.
This is probably the case with most nuns, I almost died laughing when I found out the nun that I know is now a nun though
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:34 am to
Me
Posted by Lazerdude8
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:35 am to
@Boogerbandit87
Posted by Prominentwon
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:36 am to
I knew a lot of virgins in my 20s.

Seems like every time I’m in bed with some chick for casual sex, I’m told “I’ve never really done this type of thing before.” I’m assuming she was a virgin at the time.
Posted by stewie
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:52 am to
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I’m told “I’ve never really done this type of thing before.”


Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 9:58 am to
Who asks people about their sex life?
Posted by reauxl tigers
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Member since Aug 2014
8063 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 10:07 am to
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Is there a more sexually aggressive thing on earth than a 14-16 year old male?

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A 17-19 year old male

A 20-23 year old male
Posted by moon
Snoflakeville USA
Member since Dec 2010
2477 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 10:34 am to
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People are quick to call em gay, but honestly if they were gay they wouldn’t be a virgin theyd be frickin dudes.

These are incels that are just terrified of talking to girls. They avoid them whenever possible and are awkward as hell whenever talking to them because hey go into panic mode. They still like girls but just don’t know what to do with them. It’s sad and there’s fat nerdy girls out here that would make perfect girlfriends for these dudes but getting that ice broken is almost impossible.




The guy is definitely not gay and he talks shite about fat chicks LOL. You are right, he is the type who is terrified of making the move of even asking a woman out.
I just don't see how this guy can live without sex or even the thrill of chasing women. I bet he has a shitload of money saved up though!
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 10:46 am to
Should dudes with micropenis even try to get laid? Or just give up on life ?
Posted by Lazerdude8
Houston
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 10:49 am to
Bama fans without sisters
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