re: Family Secrets

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his biological mom was a prostitute

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Pics?

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Yes. Plenty. Every family has them, and any that claim they don't are lying.

My wife's family has some doozies.

But I ain't sharing any with a bunch of internet strangers.

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My wife was adopted

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a good friend and his wife were unable to have kids so they bought three from the Catholics, all three were in the oven from young girls giving them up, they've had an open relationship with all of the mothers, fathers if they want to be involved, invite them to family gatherings, cookouts, etc., no problems ever, that I'm aware of

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Someone is going to run with that quote.

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I usually lob a few out there for OT batting practice, most of the time the OT whiffs

I never knew my mother. She died giving birth to me. The story everyone was told was that my father had me out of wedlock when he was at war, but my step-mother (his wife) wanted nothing to do with me. I got along great with my step siblings, as they treated me like a true brother.

When I became an adult, my best friend who is big into ancestry found out that the man I called my father was actually my uncle. His sister died after giving birth to me and made him promise to protect me. Apparently, there was some powerful man that had a vendetta against my biological father, and they were afraid that man would try to kill me. So my uncle raised me in secret as his bastard son. Even his wife didn’t know.

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When I became an adult, my best friend who is big into ancestry found out that the man I called my father was actually my uncle. His sister died after giving birth to me and made him promise to protect me. Apparently, there was some powerful man that had a vendetta against my biological father, and they were afraid that man would try to kill me. So my uncle raised me in secret as his bastard son. Even his wife didn’t know.

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riiiiiight

My great grandmother was caring for her dying husband in the late 30s. A man walking by saw her hanging clothes and asked how he was doing. When she replied that he was down to maybe 100lbs and too weak to stand, he apparently laughed and said he deserved it because he was a sonpfabitch.

She grabbed a pecan limb and beat him to death. Made her sons bury him in the back yard. My grandfather described it as surreal watching this diminutive woman beat a man to literal pulp.